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Danny starts a new job, and the boss says, "If you marry my daughter Shirley, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary."
Danny says, "What's wrong with her?"
The boss shows Danny a picture, and Shirley is hideous.
The boss says, "It's only fair to tell you, she's not only ugly, she's as dumb as a wall."
Danny says, "I don't care what you offer me, it ain't worth it."
The boss says, "I'll give you a five million dollar salary and build you a mansion on Long Island ."
Danny accepts, figuring he can put a bag over Shirleys head when they have sex.
About a year later, Danny buys an original Van Gogh and he's about to hang it on the wall. He climbs a ladder and yells to his wife Shirley, "Bring me a hammer."
Shirley starts to mumble, "Get the hammer. Get the hammer," and she fetches the hammer.
Danny says, "Get me some nails."
Shirley starts to mumble, "Get the nails. Get the nails," and she gets him some nails.
Danny starts hammering a nail into the wall, he hits his thumb, and he yells,
"FUCK!"
Shirley starts to mumble, "Get the bag. Get the bag."

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nedwalk

^ now that was funny!!