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NEWS BULLETIN 10.30 AM 27/03/2006
SUORCE; UK PRESS
"WALES FINALLY DETACHED FROM ENGLAND"
At six Am this morning,large cracks appeared between the welsh and english boarders.

At seven Am an emergency meeting was called, for mp's of all partys to discuss the severity of the situation.
Only two turned up (dressed in pink fairy outfits)

A spokesperson commented;
"The turn out for this meeting was very poor, but this is due to the lambing season."

"Most mp members in wales don wellington boots and overcoats at this time of year as the lambing season has just started, and its a time when most of thier "members" are out......
"We appologise for this situation,and hope to round them up as soon as possible.

UK PRESS.
At appox nine am this morning ,large ear spllitting groans could be heard,(but we are not sure who from!)

The english having heard this ,gathered in their thousands,waving british flags,sheep on poles and burning welsh flags( presumably to keep warm, on this cold and chilly morning).
Archiologits sent to the site reported; WE have found evidence, that a jack hammer has been in use,from the english side.

Police are looking for the culprit ...............to congratulate him.

BY 10.30 AM WALES FINALLY DETACHED ENGLAND.( last seen floating towards the U.S.A)



NASA RADAR......

HUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM....