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Gerbil · 14-12-2007, 02:44 AM

Top Ten Country Western Songs

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.

Begbie · 14-12-2007, 03:56 AM

She got the gold mine, I got the shaft.

MeMock · 14-12-2007, 03:58 AM

This is actually quite a good song;

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.

Bung · 14-12-2007, 07:15 AM

Why go out for milk when you have a cow at home?

14-12-2007, 02:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
Gerbil The Rodent Last Online: Today 07:08 PM Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Studying the retards in MKP. Posts: 5,764	Top Ten Country Western Songs Top Ten Country Western Songs 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine. 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few. 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'. 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win. 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here. 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him. 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger. 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer. And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long. __________________ Oh bollocks. Fcuked me signature up. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Something profound coming soon. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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14-12-2007, 03:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
Begbie Shiver me timbers Last Online: Today 10:57 AM Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lagrangian Point Posts: 7,789	She got the gold mine, I got the shaft.

14-12-2007, 03:58 AM	#3 (permalink)
MeMock Milkman was God Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Peppers Bakery, Ubon Ratchathani Posts: 10,049	This is actually quite a good song; It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long.

14-12-2007, 07:15 AM	#4 (permalink)
Bung Tounguin for a beer. Last Online: Today 07:02 PM Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Wat Bung Posts: 2,221	Why go out for milk when you have a cow at home?

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