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Old 23-09-2007, 10:13 AM   #21 (permalink)
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"hey Sharon, you sound a little moody this morning, did ya not get enough sex last night?"
Hehehehe... Actually for a week or two already. Still looking for a suit one who is worth and up for it.

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Old 23-09-2007, 10:16 AM   #22 (permalink)
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^ I am I am !
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Old 23-09-2007, 10:17 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Don't think you are likely to find one here mate.
Terribly gay this lot.

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Old 23-09-2007, 10:17 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Sorry, Sharon. I'm with Jet. That sort of list makes women sound like a bunch of maipulative bimbos with penis-envy.

I don't find that stuff like that applies to me. I'm just me - take it or leave it.
The list is what I found accidentally on google while I was looking for a proof about "Women smell more than men" but I can't find one. So I just think it's funny. Take it easy, NR.
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Old 23-09-2007, 10:18 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I am I am !
Aren't you about to get married ??
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Old 23-09-2007, 10:18 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Don't think you are likely to find one here mate.
Terribly gay this lot.

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Well, I don't get one from here for sure, no fokking way.
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Don't think you are likely to find one here mate.
Terribly gay this lot.

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ahh here's one of the camping crew now.
you'd know!

welsh dwarf twit.
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Old 23-09-2007, 10:19 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Men unlock our side of the car first- a real bonus when its cold
This used to be a great test for a candidate girlfriend. You unlocked her door and let her in. If she leans over and unlocks your door before you get to it she's a taker. If not then cut and run.

Unfortunately remote central locking has put an end to this handy screening technique.
Giver and taker, u mean this ?
I meant 'taker' as in one to take, not one to leave.

Same as a keeper.
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Old 23-09-2007, 10:19 AM   #29 (permalink)
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you'd know!

welsh dwarf twit.
stalker.
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Aren't you about to get married ??
bladdy hell, you're as quick as she-who-must-be-obeyed!

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Old 23-09-2007, 10:21 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Still looking for a suit one who is worth and up for it.
You are in the wrong country then, go to EU or the US, women there like to dress up like men....
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Old 23-09-2007, 10:24 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Sorry, Sharon. I'm with Jet. That sort of list makes women sound like a bunch of maipulative bimbos with penis-envy.

I don't find that stuff like that applies to me. I'm just me - take it or leave it.
The list is what I found accidentally on google while I was looking for a proof about "Women smell more than men" but I can't find one. So I just think it's funny. Take it easy, NR.
I am taking it perfectly easy, thank you. Don't assume that just because I don't agree with something that I am rabid with disgust/hate/anger/add emotion here about it. Just stating my opinion, which I believe has the same amount (or lack) of validity as anyone else's here.
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Just stating my opinion, which I believe has the same amount (or lack) of validity as anyone else's here.
hehe - ya got this forum sussed!
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Old 23-09-2007, 10:28 AM   #34 (permalink)
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bladdy hell, you're as quick as she-who-must-be-obeyed!
What scared your off ?? The diamond-ring thing or the fact that you would have to wear a ball and chain for eternity..
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Old 23-09-2007, 11:24 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Well, I don't get one from here for sure, no fokking way.
Why not? What's wrong with us lot? (please don't include CMN or KW or DD or me or SBF in "us")
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Old 23-09-2007, 11:25 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Can you expound on #77 for us? I recall a thread several years back...
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Old 23-09-2007, 11:27 AM   #37 (permalink)
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^ we're not at #77 yet.
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Old 23-09-2007, 01:59 PM   #38 (permalink)
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i got a poor memory - can someone tell me wot #77 was ?

outta use the quote function
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Here you go, kingwilly.
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