Thread: The wedding ring recent story in local paper

Subject: The wedding ring recent story in the local
paper:

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut

off
from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl
friend
found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at

him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his

penis
while he was asleep.
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I don't know what's worse:
1) having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on
your

penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding
ring.

my god no wonder the girl was unhappy if his dick will fit his bloody ring..maybe she was gonna give him a prince albert with it!!

whats a prince albert