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Boon Mee · 03-09-2007, 08:12 AM

9. When he said “happy ending” he was referring to the delicious dessert that comes free with the senior citizen’s meal at Friendly’s.

8. Never told the officer “stick your c*** through this glory-hole”, what he actually said was “can you believe JFK was shot from the grassy knoll?”

7. Didn’t tap the officer’s foot as a signal for fellatio, was merely trying to get as far away as possible from the guy in the other stall who had a “triple-flusher” going.

6. Thought two foot taps was the sign for “Let’s go Boise State!”, not “I’d like some hot, sticky, man-on-man swordplay.”

5. Barney Frank was crawling into his stall from the other side and he was merely tapping for help.

4. Was listening to Barbara Streisand Sings Broadway’s Finest Show Tunes on his i-pod and got carried away with the toe-tapping.

3. Wasn’t tapping for gay sexual favors, just wanted to see if he could borrow the JC Penny Men’s Swimwear Catalog and a soiled sweat sock from the guy in the next stall.

2. Thought the officer’s well-worn shoe was really Ted Kennedy’s liver coming to exact it’s revenge for a perceived slight on the Senate floor years ago.

1. A witch put a spell on him and he needed a the eye of a newt, a sprig of poison ivy, and a cup of freshly milked semen extracted in an airport bathroom to make the potion to break the curse.

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03-09-2007, 08:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
Boon Mee Progressives = Clueless Last Online: Today 06:21 PM Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 13,729	Nine Possible Reasons For Senator Craig's Behavior 9. When he said “happy ending” he was referring to the delicious dessert that comes free with the senior citizen’s meal at Friendly’s. 8. Never told the officer “stick your c*** through this glory-hole”, what he actually said was “can you believe JFK was shot from the grassy knoll?” 7. Didn’t tap the officer’s foot as a signal for fellatio, was merely trying to get as far away as possible from the guy in the other stall who had a “triple-flusher” going. 6. Thought two foot taps was the sign for “Let’s go Boise State!”, not “I’d like some hot, sticky, man-on-man swordplay.” 5. Barney Frank was crawling into his stall from the other side and he was merely tapping for help. 4. Was listening to Barbara Streisand Sings Broadway’s Finest Show Tunes on his i-pod and got carried away with the toe-tapping. 3. Wasn’t tapping for gay sexual favors, just wanted to see if he could borrow the JC Penny Men’s Swimwear Catalog and a soiled sweat sock from the guy in the next stall. 2. Thought the officer’s well-worn shoe was really Ted Kennedy’s liver coming to exact it’s revenge for a perceived slight on the Senate floor years ago. 1. A witch put a spell on him and he needed a the eye of a newt, a sprig of poison ivy, and a cup of freshly milked semen extracted in an airport bathroom to make the potion to break the curse. Ripped from here __________________ ผมเป็นคนบ้านนอก

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