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    Them Micks are funny fokers.

    An Irishman, a Scotsman and an Englishman were sitting in a bar.
    The view was fantastic, the beer excellent and the food exceptional.
    "Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back hame. In
    Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there
    goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks,
    he will buy the 5th drink for you."
    "Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman
    there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."
    "Ahhh, dat's nuttin," said the Paddy. "Back home in Dublin there's
    O'Driscoll's Bar. The moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you
    a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had
    enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid, all on the house."
    "What," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"
    "Not me meself, personally, no," said the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister."

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    Sorry, you lost me

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    WHAT?????

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    ^ aquacranium

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    Quote Originally Posted by watterinja View Post
    Sorry, you lost me
    You are pulling our pisser,right?

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    ^ Ahah, now I see. I had to highlight BG's aweful green text so I could read it, but obviously missed the last word - 'sister'.

    Couldn't understand the last line until I re-striped & saw the 'me sister' part. Before that 'me' didn't make sense at all, at all.

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    ^Sure...

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    Ain't my green text, thats the way it turned out, don't know why it does that sometimes.

    Talk to the DOG about that.

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