Thread: Light bulb

Two factory workers are talking.
Dopey says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
Pnoi replies, "And how would you do that?"
Dopey says, "Just wait and see." He then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
Dopey replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
Pnoi starts to follow Dopey and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
Pnoi says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

I enjoyed that one.