Thread: Aussie and the Mormon

A Mormon was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London,
England, to Melbourne, Australia.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked
For a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped and pillaged by a
Dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said "Me too.
I didn't know we had a choice!

And what did the inbred yank redneck order?

OH, he had nothing, But the very polite kraut prick had some sun swelled dog guts and other tasty road kill.

Originally Posted by stroller

And what did the inbred yank redneck order?

Canned Perier?

Perrier is French, a true patriot won't touch that stuff.

Prolly been listening in on the conversation and offered the flight attendant 100bt for a bj.

^ Canned Perier would show that he is an ignorant wannabe pretender - it comes bottled, as I recall.

I don't like it much, a company I worked for in Saudi furnished that stuff by the case in our rooms in the compound and we carried it in our pickups to drink during the day, was not to bad being in the air con cabs, but the empty bottles got broken a lot in the back of the pickup.
I rather have ice water tho.

Perrier is widely available in cans, in Europe.. not sure about elsewhere though.

^ That a new one to me, I must say. Thanks for that.

Originally Posted by Eliminator

Just goes to show how stupid you are, do you really believe that the only Mormons are all in or from the US ?

Did I mention Mormons? Can you read?