• A few years ago a man who was openly gay was elected as Mayor.
    After the election results were in, a hord of reporters
    surrounded him and began asking him questions on how he won.
    A young reporter walked up to him and said," Mr. Mayor, I
    understand that you used a basic grass roots campaign to win,
    met lots of people, shook lots of hands, kissed lots of babies
    ...I even heard that you kissed a parakeet. "
    The Mayor replied, "That's right young man, I brought the
    campaign to the people, but I must correct you on one point,
    I did not kiss a parakeet...I kissed a Cock-or-two."
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    "I'd like the number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona," the
    young man said to the 411 operator.
    "There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona,"
    the operator said. "Do you have a street name?"
    The young man hesitated a moment, then said, "Well, most people
    just call me Tyrone."
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    Rosey, posing thoughtfully in the mirror says to Sandy, "I think I 'm
    going to see a dietician."
    Sandy asked, "Why?"
    Rosey answered, "'Cause I need to know once and for all, how many
    calories are in sperm!"
    Thinking a minute, Sandy said, "I really have no clue, but if you are
    consuming that much of it, no guy is going to care if you are a
    little chunky!"