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|14-09-2013, 08:22 AM||#1 (permalink)|
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MeMock was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but MeMock was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men."
"Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little MeMock aside to ask him if that was really true....
"No" said MeMock, "He plays cricket for Australia but I was just too embarrassed to say."
Last edited by charleyboy : 14-09-2013 at 02:15 PM.
|14-09-2013, 12:20 PM||#5 (permalink)|
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Yeah but it has no bearing on the joke.
I mean instead of "Billy was at school this morning in the outback" it could have been "Billy was at school this morning in Australia"
There are no firemen or salesmen in outback Australia. And what the hell is a captain of industry???
Bloody stupid joke.
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|14-09-2013, 12:24 PM||#6 (permalink)|
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