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    Outback Ozzie.

    MeMock was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.
    All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but MeMock was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

    MeMock replied.............

    "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men."
    "Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

    The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little MeMock aside to ask him if that was really true....
    "No" said MeMock, "He plays cricket for Australia but I was just too embarrassed to say."
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    Whats that got to do with the Outback?

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    Quote Originally Posted by charleyboy
    Billy was at school this morning in the outback
    ^ That was the line in the joke!

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    Yeah but it has no bearing on the joke.

    I mean instead of "Billy was at school this morning in the outback" it could have been "Billy was at school this morning in Australia"

    There are no firemen or salesmen in outback Australia. And what the hell is a captain of industry???

    Bloody stupid joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
    Yeah but it has no bearing on the joke.

    I mean instead of "Billy was at school this morning in the outback" it could have been "Billy was at school this morning in Australia"

    There are no firemen or salesmen in outback Australia. And what the hell is a captain of industry???

    Bloody stupid joke.

    I don't think it was meant to be dissected,of course there are outback salesmen,nobody would volunteer to drink Fosters or eat Ozzie pies surely how else would shops be supplied ,the firefighters SES are often volunteers while a sterling example Capt of Industry is a top poster here Mrs Smeg of Thaiophilesplatters, San franrisco,Fuckwoking and Bournemouth
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    ^^ That's you sorted!

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    Haha, much better now. Glad you fixed that problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
    There are no firemen or salesmen in outback Australia. And what the hell is a captain of industry???
    I thought is was called the "Bush" and only foreigners or immigrants called it the Outback?

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    Memock called it outback Australia, not the Outback.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
    There are no firemen or salesmen in outback Australia. And what the hell is a captain of industry???
    I thought is was called the "Bush" and only foreigners or immigrants called it the Outback?
    Except when it's being written for a foreign audience.

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