Nancy Pelosi Wins British Sailors their Freedom AND Peace in the Middle East

**Boon Mee** · 08-04-2007, 12:19 PM

"Your emminence," Nancy purred with a slight genuflect. "I bring word from Prime Minister Olmert that Israel is ready to --"

"Die?" exclaimed Assad, his long, llama-like neck undulating with excitement. "Committ mass suicide and burn in hell like the Jewish pig dogs they are? Nancy, you red hot monkey woman, you!! I KNEW you could do it!"

"Actually," the saucy Speaker continued, "I was going to say that they are ready to talk peace."

"Oh," he sighed. "That's good, too...I guess. So will this "peace" you speak of result in more dead Jews?"

"Doesn't it always?" Nancy replied with a wink.

"Right-o!" The President chirped. "And you actually got Olmert to sign on to this peace thing?"

"It was his idea," Nancy answered. "But he'd like something in return. Perhaps a gesture to the West that the road to Damascus truly is paved with - "

"Dead jews?" Assad interrupted, his tiny, tick-like head suddenly poking through the dark clouds of gloom.

Nancy smiled diminutively. "I was going to say 'peace' again, Señor Presidente."

"Say no more, snookums!" Assad sprang out of bed and grabbed his special hotline to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. "Moo Moo, Baby! It's me, Bashar! I got Nancy over here and - yes, she still likes to hog all the blankets! Anyway, about those guests of yours..."

Hours later, the 15 British guests of the Iranian People bid a fond adieu to their gracious hosts - no worse for the wear, but perhaps a little fatter, a tad bit tanner, and greatly indebted to the diplomacy skills of our very own Nancy Pelosi.

**mad_dog** · 08-04-2007, 12:40 PM

Ahhh subtle political satire....

**blackgang** · 08-04-2007, 01:08 PM

TWO WOMEN IN THE MIDDLE EAST

Written by Dr. Jack Wheeler Friday, 06 April 2007
Here are pictures taken this week of two women in the Middle East. Which woman do you think is a greater advocate of America's most cherished values of liberty and human rights? Which woman do you think has more courage to fight for those rights, and women's rights in particular?

The one wearing the Moslem headscarf or hijab denoting submission and inferiority to men is American, Nancy Pelosi, who demeaned herself in front of the world in Damascus, Syria.

The one wearing no headscarf is Nouriya Al-Subeeh, a Moslem who has been elected to the Kuwaiti Parliament and is Minister of Education. Her picture was in every newspaper in the Middle East this week, as she refused to wear her headscarf in Parliament, provoking a furious reaction by Islamist parliamentarians, denouncing her for breaking sacred "Sharia" Islamic law.

She smiled and in effect told them to get lost.

You can watch the antics in the Kuwaiti Parliament during her swearing-in on YouTube.

Pelosi Galore is now a laughingstock all over America for her ridiculous behavior, as you know. But it's important to understand that she's also a laughingstock, a joke woman, all over the Middle East now as well.

Nouriya Al-Subeeh, on the other hand, is not. She may be hated, she may make Moslem men with little zibbs very angry, but she is no joke. This is a serious woman and everyone knows it. Nancy Pelosi is not - and everyone knows it.

It is Dhimmicrat liberals that are causing America to lose respect in the Middle East, not George Bush. Thoughtful Moslems think it truly astonishing that so called "feminist" American women don't advocate freedom and equality for Moslem women.

Fortunately, Moslem women are themselves advocating freedom and equality for Moslem women, and are not backing down when confronted by little-zibbed men who try to intimidate them.

It's one good sign to hold on to here in the Middle East where I happen to be on this Good Friday (4/6). Easter is a time to celebrate the resurrection and renewal of the human spirit. It is not a time for pessimism. It is a time for optimism, for renewing our faith that good can indeed triumph over evil.

Please hold on to this optimism during this time of resurrection. I wish you all a Happy and Joyous Easter.

**stroller** · 08-04-2007, 01:20 PM

The hawks and bloggers are having a field day...

**mad_dog** · 08-04-2007, 01:23 PM

Please hold on to this optimism during this time of resurrection. I wish you all a Happy and Joyous Easter.... that's funny

**Boon Mee** · 08-04-2007, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by mad_dog

Please hold on to this optimism during this time of resurrection. I wish you all a Happy and Joyous Easter.... that's funny

Easter Is Canceled

**stroller** · 08-04-2007, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by blackgang

Nouriya Al-Subeeh

Is she one of them fat lesbian femi-Nazis guys escape to LOS from, then?

**blackgang** · 08-04-2007, 01:52 PM

Pobly not, just has somewhat of an education and believes that she should not have to ride in the back of a Toyota pickup with a stinking camel and the other female members of the family while the ol man and 8 year old son ride in the front.
Maybe she figures she is at least equal enough to be able to drive a car and come into the living room even if there is another man there talking to her husband.

**mad_dog** · 08-04-2007, 01:53 PM

Pelosi does look like a bit on an old boot... Birka the minger...

Niqabs can look nice on British girls:

**stroller** · 08-04-2007, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by blackgang

Maybe she figures she is at least equal enough to be able to drive a car and come into the living room even if there is another man there talking to her husband.

Oh dear, spoilt by the Western feminists, no doubt.
Give them a little finger, and they take the whole arm, wanting to vote, drive and copy everything we men do just for the sake of it.

**blackgang** · 08-04-2007, 07:43 PM

But of coarse you do not have to live like a servant, the women in Bahrain don't and used to be Iran under Shah Riva, even have a beer and a dance if ya wanted to.
Thats one reason that I would not take my wife to the mid east when worked there,, lot of brits brought their wives to Bahrain, but was easy for them as no visa, just come on in and the conditions there were not so bad.

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