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    couple quick joke

    THESE ARE JOKES AND SOMETIMES YOU MAY NOT REPEAT IT<


    What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Rolaids.

    What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can't take a joke.

    What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

    How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None... he fell.

    What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.


    A guy goes to a whorehouse and tells the madam he only wants to spend 5 bucks. The madam thinks for a bit, then says, "Betsy. She's down the hall, last door on the left."

    The guy walks down, sees Betsy -- she's not the best looking, but she would do. He puts it in and it's the worst feeling he's ever had on his dick -- like sandpaper and teeth. He pulls out and tells her. "Um. something's wrong, can you do something about that?" Betsy crinkles her face, then says, "Why of course! But it will run you another five bucks." She pockets the fiver and goes to the bathroom and is back in no time.

    The guy puts it back in and now, it's the complete opposite: it's the best feeling he's ever had, and finishes in a flash. Panting, he asks her, "oh my god... that felt amazing... what did you do??" Betsy smiles, and says, "for the extra five bucks, I pick the scabs."
    Sorry about me horrible speling

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    they were all terrible until that last one.

    and then i vomited.



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    ^Me too.

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    they're the type of jokes we used to tell at school when we were 15, how old are you poorfalang?

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