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|22-01-2013, 03:11 PM||#1 (permalink)|
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A Joke for Boonie
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua.
But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what
was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog!
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really
been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation
for the Secretary of State.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker!
Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...
See what you get for five bucks!?"
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