CIA Recruiting
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists.
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, a CIA agent took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!
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> > The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."
> >
> > The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take
your
>
> > wife and go home."
> >
> > The second man was given the same instructions.
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> > He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5
> > minutes.
> >
> > The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill
my
>
> > wife."
> >
> > The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and
go
> > home."
> >
> > Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions,
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> > to kill her husband.
> >
> > She took the gun and went into the room.
> >
> > Shots wereheard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
> > banging on the walls.
> >
> > After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there
> > stood the woman.
> >
> > She wiped the sweat from her brow.
> >
> > "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to
death
>
> > with the chair."
> >
> > MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them...