Just been informed by a mate. The Ibu-ibu (Indo version of the bouffant styled hairdo dragon woman in thailand) in my street have been stirring up trouble because I am 'living in sin' with a good muslim girl. The maid has been in on the act complaining to the self appointed moral guardians of my street. Moaning about cleaning up 3 or 4 condoms off the floor each morning and blah blah blah.
the Ibu's wanted to get head security to knock on my door and demand that we produce a marriage certificate or they'd report us to the landlord and the moral police ppl.
Unfortunately in Indonesia - this can get me into trouble!
First step is the fckn maid is gonna get the sack, (as politely as I can do it, cos she can still stir trouble, I dont need her anymore etc etc - here's a months wages - now fck off)
But what to do about the Ibu's in my street, the immediate neighbours are ok...
I think I might have to visit KSR for a fake marriage certificate!
And some Anthrax cookies for the next Ibu-ibu meeting!