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    Trouble in the big Durian

    Just been informed by a mate. The Ibu-ibu (Indo version of the bouffant styled hairdo dragon woman in thailand) in my street have been stirring up trouble because I am 'living in sin' with a good muslim girl. The maid has been in on the act complaining to the self appointed moral guardians of my street. Moaning about cleaning up 3 or 4 condoms off the floor each morning and blah blah blah.

    the Ibu's wanted to get head security to knock on my door and demand that we produce a marriage certificate or they'd report us to the landlord and the moral police ppl.

    Unfortunately in Indonesia - this can get me into trouble!

    First step is the fckn maid is gonna get the sack, (as politely as I can do it, cos she can still stir trouble, I dont need her anymore etc etc - here's a months wages - now fck off)

    But what to do about the Ibu's in my street, the immediate neighbours are ok...

    I think I might have to visit KSR for a fake marriage certificate!

    And some Anthrax cookies for the next Ibu-ibu meeting!

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    I would send her bibles in the post anonymously and report her to the religious police for converting to christianity.

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    i thought ibu meant mother?

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    go back to your thai bird

    was the thai bird yours or mrT's?

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    It's illegal in Malaysia as well . . . the friendly face of Islam . . . placing full trust in their followers to make adult decisions . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    i thought ibu meant mother?
    it does, but ibu-ibu means a congregation of mothers .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    go back to your thai bird

    was the thai bird yours or mrT's?
    jeez i think i have enough drama's without bringing her back into the picture!

    leave mrt T out of this - he's a fine upstanding man!

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    So the collective noun for mothers is a "congregation"?
    I always thought it was a "murder" of mothers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    . Moaning about cleaning up 3 or 4 condoms off the floor each morning and blah blah blah.
    So how long have the friends and family been staying with you?

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    So the collective noun for mothers is a "congregation"?
    I always thought it was a "murder" of mothers.
    maybe you are right!

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    Quote:
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    . Moaning about cleaning up 3 or 4 condoms off the floor each morning and blah blah blah.


    So how long have the friends and family been staying with you?
    this is the whole point - the biatch is a liar!

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    Why not set up your squeeze in a 'safe house' away from prying eyes.

    What on earth to the local men do in such situations? They can't marry all their mistresses.

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    Get rid of the mad and buy a maid's outfit for your girlfriend. Problem solved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Begbie View Post
    Get rid of the mad and buy a maid's outfit for your girlfriend. Problem solved.
    Sterling Idea young man, greens on yer way!

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    I was on a business trip in Malaysia last week and did some domestic flying . . . the Malay language is quite cute, so much easier than Thai.

    Singular is xxxx and plural is xxxx-xxxx . . . and no grammar to hassle you with.

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    Yeah, it's a very "Me Tarzan, you Jane" kinda language.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    because I am 'living in sin' with a good muslim girl.
    I say cut off his balls !

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    Either that, or convert and change an anteater into a German helmet.

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    Bit of a crap situation! Perhaps you outta think about getting a marriage certificate to shut them up. As I understand it there is several levels of marriage in muslim Indonesia - quite a number of Arab gentlemen come to indo and get married for a few weeks.........

    effectively a license to sleep together, nought much more !

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Burr View Post
    Either that, or convert and change an anteater into a German helmet.
    huh?

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    Ahem......circumcision.

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    ^^ mrT gets a red from me for giving advice to KW

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    ^
    got one from me for the same reason.
    what a cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
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    got one from me for the same reason.
    what a cock.
    you get a green for that

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    You 2 ave pathetic! this is a serious situation!

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    yes it is. you are a schizo.

    both of you

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