Scampy coming to Jakarta for first time

[GRUMPY]

Haven't spent more than a day in Jakarta since 1990. If I had 4 nights in Jakarta with the fourth night free I think I'd go to Batam...

[Butterfly]

Jakarta is quite a dump, only go there for business and leave

[kingwilly]

How hot is it in Jakarta right now?

It's not.

About 26-28 and keeps raining each day (for about an hour)

[kingwilly]

Scampy's here now, should I stand him up like I did Teary?

[kingwilly]

He said he wanted to see blokm. But I've been in the car 6 hours already today. (A meeting that took me over 3 hours to get to and almost 3 hours home.... do I really wanna risk spending another hour in the car ?

Blake7 and Butterfly will tell me to watch out he doesnt run out on the bill, but to be fair he paid his way the last time in Bangkok.

[Butterfly]

he is full of cash these days, got a paying job teaching English to Thai kids

[kingwilly]

Oh really? Perhaps I'd better catch up with him? Shall I show him the VIP room at D's bar? PerhPs he might pay....

[patsycat]

Piccies.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Where The Fuck Is My Money???

How Did I Get Home?

Where Is My Kiwi Polish???

[The Gentleman Scamp]

What a shithole. This place should be twinned with Manila.

KingWilly spent all night trying to kiss me and touch me, like a gay homosexual poove.

[kingwilly]

[kingwilly]

Where The Fuck Is My Money???

How Did I Get Home?

Where Is My Kiwi Polish???

Money spent.

Home; we dropped you via taxi, do you remember

a) hitting your head in my limo? (you thought it was a taxi)

b) singing on stage?

c) refusing to give back the microphone?

d) a certain phone call?

e) buying loads of drinks?

[kingwilly]

Kiwi polish got used up in some weird sex game.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

It's all so vague KW, it's all so fuzzy.

So wait, you took me home in your limo? ..Or saw me to a taxi?

I should be packing right now but I have my headphones on and I'm dancing to Chicken Payback by Isle of Wight band - The Bees.

I'm swinging my hips and stuff, but if I try to call the Jap on Skype my iTunes fades out.

[kingwilly]

Saw you to a taxi, via my car cos the taxi robbers parked outside blokm are well pikey crims and woulda ripped you off. I'm only awake cos my maid brought me up breakfast thinking today was a work day.... thank fuck it's not.

you sing well.

[kingwilly]

What time did we decide you had to leave?

8:30 I think.


oh and dont forget to give that ladyboy some taxi money.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

For the record, it was a pleasure.

Thank fuck I woke up, and didn't wet the bed or anything.

[kingwilly]

Check your phone for evidence. You spent half the night videoing EVERYTHING.

[Loy Toy]

you sing well.

Was it achy breaky heart?

Scampy and I done a duo one evening, him on the mic and me on drums.

[kingwilly]

There was also some serious air tambourine!

[Loy Toy]

^ He is precious.

[Kurgen]

There was also some serious air tambourine!

Let's rock!

[Loy Toy]

Scampy was pretty good on the air microphone singing this.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Thankyou Loy Toy.

I will eventually catch up with you one of these days. Let me know when the next big meet up is.

I don't know what I sung, I vaguely remember addressing the crowd in an American accent and about two hours ago running around my hotel in my underwear with noodles hanging from my mouth growling at all the staff like a lion, but a nice lion. They are so nice and polite and asked me really nicely to return to my room and put some clothes on.

[kingwilly]