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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    My demands? It's a freaking 5 star hotel, they're supposed to be meeting a certain standard.

    And I think it was beef bacon.
    How the fuckity fuck do you make bacon out of Beef ? Bacon is made from Bacon TWATS !

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    Why has this thread received a 5 star rating Willy ? It's only got a few poxy pictures.

    You been paying off the punters again EH ?

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    I can only salute and admire your optimism in ordering a martini from room service outside of only half a dozen hotels across SE Asia.

    I usually need to send them back at least three times before showing them how to make it myself or just settling for a gin and tonic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lostandfound View Post
    I can only salute and admire your optimism in ordering a martini from room service outside of only half a dozen hotels across SE Asia.

    I usually need to send them back at least three times before showing them how to make it myself or just settling for a gin and tonic.
    Yes, it was optimistic.

    No, it wasn't too bad.

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    ^ Tis the end of the month. Are you in Bangkok?

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    yes.
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    rack of lamb ain't 5 star willy may of tasted nice but fek the presentation is something out of a greasy spoon cafe.

    hope you never paid for the breakfast, how did they not know you weren't a Jew.?

    come to think of it how does a fekking teacher get to stay in 5 star hotels?

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    So M.E. quality.

    S.E. Asian service.



    Price seems bloody good though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack
    come to think of it how does a fekking teacher get to stay in 5 star hotels?
    Save up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack
    come to think of it how does a fekking unemployed teacher get to stay in 5 star hotels?
    get it right....

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    Do a runner the next morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcock View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack
    come to think of it how does a fekking unemployed teacher get to stay in 5 star hotels?
    get it right....
    Anyway I prefer to say I'm between jobs saying unemployed has such negative connotations.

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    Theres a job going in lombok

    whenever i stay in hotels i always disconnect phone before going to sleep, wife tends to ring me then to see where i am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack
    whenever i stay in hotels i always disconnect phone before going to sleep,
    Hotel phones squeal at you if you leave them off the hook.

    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack
    Theres a job going in lombok
    I withdraw my application after I found out the pay rate.

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    willy i said disconnect, unplug the fekker.

    oh right so you only post the jobs you think are shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack
    oh right so you only post the jobs you think are shit
    No, just not for me. Perfect for someone else perhaps

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    And I didnt apply for a teaching job.

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    what job you looking for now.?

    Trafficker?
    gigolo?
    arms smuggler?
    Drug mule?



    Could you post the hotel your staying now please

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack
    Could you post the hotel your staying now please
    Yeah, why not.

    Nana hotel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack
    what job you looking for now.?
    IT data entry for the school admissions.

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    jeez Willy you go from 5 star to nana, your slumming it now, you still get the free drink vouchers there ?

    should go the dynasty across the road better place and the food better

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack
    jeez Willy you go from 5 star to nana, your slumming it now, you still get the free drink vouchers there ?
    My Thai sugar mommy cannot afford as much as my Yogjakarta one.

    Quote Originally Posted by Yasojack
    should go the dynasty across the road better place and the food better
    Now, you tell me.

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    go into stumble inn across the road and tell them your friend of Yaso they will give you free drinks

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