How the fuckity fuck do you make bacon out of Beef ? Bacon is made from Bacon TWATS !
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Why has this thread received a 5 star rating Willy ? It's only got a few poxy pictures.
You been paying off the punters again EH ?
I can only salute and admire your optimism in ordering a martini from room service outside of only half a dozen hotels across SE Asia.
I usually need to send them back at least three times before showing them how to make it myself or just settling for a gin and tonic.
^ Tis the end of the month. Are you in Bangkok?
yes.
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rack of lamb ain't 5 star willy may of tasted nice but fek the presentation is something out of a greasy spoon cafe.
hope you never paid for the breakfast, how did they not know you weren't a Jew.?
come to think of it how does a fekking teacher get to stay in 5 star hotels?
So M.E. quality.
S.E. Asian service.
:)
Price seems bloody good though.
Save up.Quote:
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get it right....Quote:
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Do a runner the next morning
Theres a job going in lombok:)
whenever i stay in hotels i always disconnect phone before going to sleep, wife tends to ring me then to see where i am.
Hotel phones squeal at you if you leave them off the hook.Quote:
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I withdraw my application after I found out the pay rate.Quote:
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willy i said disconnect, unplug the fekker.
oh right so you only post the jobs you think are shit:confused:
No, just not for me. Perfect for someone else perhapsQuote:
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And I didnt apply for a teaching job.
what job you looking for now.?
Trafficker?
gigolo?
arms smuggler?
Drug mule?
:)
Could you post the hotel your staying now please:rofl:
Yeah, why not.Quote:
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Nana hotel.
IT data entry for the school admissions.Quote:
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jeez Willy you go from 5 star to nana, your slumming it now, you still get the free drink vouchers there ?
should go the dynasty across the road better place and the food better
My Thai sugar mommy cannot afford as much as my Yogjakarta one.Quote:
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Now, you tell me.Quote:
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go into stumble inn across the road and tell them your friend of Yaso they will give you free drinks:)