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    Tutorial for hosting photos , images on TD gallery

    attention luddites

    I will attempt to now edumacate you in the dark art of posting photos on this board whilst simultaneously actually hosting the photos in the gallery - they say it cannot be done , but I am here to show you how.

    first it is easiest if you open the gallery in a new tab next to the tab with the teak door thread you wish to post your photo , image , stuff






    create an album in your gallery to place you photos



    click on new




    change new album to a name all of your own - then apply modifications




    ok - after the stressfull start , you may wish to take a cigarette/Coffee break and reflect on your technical wizardry

    next

    on the main gallery page you will see the little house button in the top left - hover your mouse over it and a link saying upload file will appear - click on upload file




    then click on browse and navigate to the photo you wish to upload - as you can see you can do about 10




    next select the album you wish to place it in - you may also add file titles and descriptions and keywords - these will be indexed by google etc , so be creative if you wish



    continue - and repeat for each file you browsed for an uploaded

    until this appears



    then back to the main page - and click on your newly uploaded photo



    click on your photo



    right click on the photo in the window that pops out and select copy image location



    go back to the tab of the thread where you wish to post your photo


    click on the add picture icon



    paste in the box the URL you got when you copied the image location




    and thus


    Last edited by baldrick; 26-06-2013 at 02:15 PM.

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    Good thread Baldrick. I would advise people to resize their images first before starting anything. 1024KB or under.

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    All the forums ive been on its simply doing three clicks in as many seconds to post a photo .
    I really cant be bothered going through the process of posting any photos on Teakdoor

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    Warning All Retards - By Right Clicking On This Page You Can Add It To You "favourites" Or "bookmarks" And Work Through Thre Instructions Carefully Over The Next Few Years.

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    Don't need to right click, under the image is the vb code and a big F off "copy to clipboard" button.

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    yes nice baldrick all very easy,but what about when you click on copy image location,click on image icon and no box to enter url appears...got a tutorial for that mate.coz i'll be fucked if i can find now, and have posted many pics in the past !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by barrylad66 View Post
    yes nice baldrick all very easy,but what about when you click on copy image location,click on image icon and no box to enter url appears...got a tutorial for that mate.coz i'll be fucked if i can find now, and have posted many pics in the past !!!

    If no box appears then you may be blocking pop ups....

    But, no matter.

    Under the image is a text box labelled vb code that has the URL encased in [IMG] tags already.
    Just copy that and past it directly into your post.

    All the Image post box does is put the tags on urls.....

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    I was going to say that when I post my pics it ain't done that way but on second thoughts I'm butting out of this posting up picture gig.

    Leave it up to Willy and Baldrick to sort out.

    Much better I reckon.

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    And here is the steps taken to upload a picture to EVERY other forum I am a member of.
    1 select picture from a file on your computer
    2 OK
    Done
    Which part of this do the admin at TD have trouble understanding ?
    No other forum has any trouble with viruses or other nasties so why does TD make such a big deal out of it ?
    As said already I fully understand how to do it I just refuse to jump through countless hoops just to post an inocuous fcuking picture
    Something which the vast majority of posters here have some problem grasping
    Treat everyone as a complete and utter idiot and you can only ever be pleasantly surprised !

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrylad66
    yes nice baldrick all very easy,but what about when you click on copy image location,click on image icon and no box to enter url appears...got a tutorial for that mate.coz i'll be fucked if i can find now, and have posted many pics in the past !!! Last edited by Necron99 : Today at 02:36 PM.
    I see Necron has been having a go at your posts too! I wonder if somebody got modded up and is still learning his way around the buttons...


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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    I was going to say that when I post my pics it ain't done that way but on second thoughts I'm butting out of this posting up picture gig.

    Leave it up to Willy and Baldrick to sort out.

    Much better I reckon.
    hey terry, willy come up trumps ,but what a fvcking long winded way to post a pic for a computer retard as myself but all good .

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    Very nice, Baldrick, except I do not have the option to "Copy Image Location" when I right click on the image.

    I also do not see any vb code under the image.

    Yet I have posted images before.
    Any suggestions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrG View Post
    Very nice, Baldrick, except I do not have the option to "Copy Image Location" when I right click on the image.
    Same here ...

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    I tried the "copy" option and it worked fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post



    Never had a problem myself, those that have issues most be over foking 40, or suffer from Dapperesque levels of intelligence.

    Very nice of you to help them OP.

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    ^He does a smashing photoshop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    ^He does a smashing photoshop

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    Daffodil after the diet?

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    That's you you slap-headed ponce

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dapper View Post
    That's you you slap-headed ponce
    Despite him (and me )having a full head of hair?


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    Is there any way to upload from an iPad? The hover to bring up the menu doesn't function in safari on iOS. So I can't find the upload file option is not there.

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