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slimboyfat · 28-10-2006, 12:06 AM

Well actually mine are in Singapore, but i thought the thread title was more in line with others here on the board.

i am getting little or no relief with Preparation H.

Any other remedies?

diaw · 28-10-2006, 12:33 AM

Let it all hang out...

slimboyfat · 28-10-2006, 12:40 AM

not really much hanging out.

its just the irritation of an itch you can't scratch in polite company

Gerbil · 28-10-2006, 01:18 AM

^ Why not? I do.

blackgang · 28-12-2006, 06:48 PM

Better go to a doc and have it checked out.
I worked with a guy on the San Diego freeway in LA. that was a truck driver and had the itchy symtoms as you describe, he went to a doc and he had a fungus from his ass always being sweaty, maybe something like that.
Kinda like jock itch of the rectum..555

stroller · 28-12-2006, 07:34 PM

It could be a "Wart of the ring", search TV for this infamous thread.

Whiteshiva · 29-12-2006, 09:00 AM

I guess this is one of those threads where no one will be asking for pics....

Anonymous Coward · 29-12-2006, 12:03 PM

Get yourself a proper squat toilet on which you can wash your bum with soap and water. The "squat" feature eliminates piles and the superior cleaning eliminates both the itch and the skid marks on your U-trow.

I don't know why Westerners ever got the idea that it was a good idea to sit on a throne while taking a crap.

slimboyfat · 29-12-2006, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Anonymous Coward

Get yourself a proper squat toilet on which you can wash your bum with soap and water. The "squat" feature eliminates piles and the superior cleaning eliminates both the itch and the skid marks on your U-trow.

I don't know why Westerners ever got the idea that it was a good idea to sit on a throne while taking a crap.

we had a squat down toilet for 6 years, but when we moved to our current flat 5 years ago I got back to sitting on my throne.

squat down bogs are fine except for when you get food poisoning and have to spend half the day squatting.

Gerbil · 29-12-2006, 04:19 PM

This all a bit of a burning issue really.

blackgang · 29-12-2006, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Get yourself a proper squat toilet on which you can wash your bum with soap and water. The "squat" feature eliminates piles and the superior cleaning eliminates both the itch and the skid marks on your U-trow.

I don't know why Westerners ever got the idea that it was a good idea to sit on a throne while taking a crap.

AC. thats why they have those "Kitchen sprayers" mounted in the toilets here, a lot easier to wash yer ass setting on a throne than squatting and trying not to fall in the damn thing.
Well maybe if your ass is so big that you can't see the toilet under you, then it might be easier on a squat. But then, how ya gonna reach around it anyway.

skycop51 · 16-12-2007, 09:40 AM

got this from a surgeon, get a big blob of cotton soaked with "witch hazel" looks like alcohol. Soak it then put it on the roids to shrink em. These are not funny.

kingwilly · 16-12-2007, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Anonymous Coward

Get yourself a proper squat toilet

no need, i just squat on the seat !

16-12-2007, 01:19 PM

PROCTOSEDYL is very good. Use it after you poo, then come and sit on one of the stools
in The Friendly Bar for a few hours whilst drinking Booze......Guaranteed Cure!

Ivor Biggun · 16-12-2007, 02:03 PM

I had mine removed in the UK. It has to be the most painfull experience of my life. But well worth it after while. Going for the first dump post op has to be equal to having a baby.

baldrick · 16-12-2007, 02:07 PM

^^ and for a 200 baht tip the resident KT will push them back in for you - apparently

Spin · 16-12-2007, 02:31 PM

not construction then

Zavier38 · 16-12-2007, 06:16 PM

might be giardisis parasite (dunno if i spelt that right) if you got any bloating as well - 5 days on an antibiotic and no alcohol.....

Gerbil · 16-12-2007, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luckydog

PROCTOSEDYL is very good. Use it after you poo, then come and sit on one of the stools
in The Friendly Bar for a few hours whilst drinking Booze......Guaranteed Cure!

Substitute one pain in the arse for another....

corvettelover · 17-12-2007, 05:47 AM

be careful you do not get too pissed and put toothpaste on your piles and piles ointment on the toothbrush.
other wise you stand the chance of waking up in the morning with receeding gums and a ring of confidence

28-10-2006, 12:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
slimboyfat SE Asia somewhere Last Online: Yesterday 05:15 PM Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 8,331	Piles in Thailand Well actually mine are in Singapore, but i thought the thread title was more in line with others here on the board. i am getting little or no relief with Preparation H. Any other remedies?

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blackgang Senior Member Last Online: Today 07:55 PM Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Phetchabun city Posts: 15,603	Better go to a doc and have it checked out. I worked with a guy on the San Diego freeway in LA. that was a truck driver and had the itchy symtoms as you describe, he went to a doc and he had a fungus from his ass always being sweaty, maybe something like that. Kinda like jock itch of the rectum..555 __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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28-10-2006, 12:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
diaw Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Space cadet Posts: 1,176	Let it all hang out...

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slimboyfat SE Asia somewhere Last Online: Yesterday 05:15 PM Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 8,331	not really much hanging out. its just the irritation of an itch you can't scratch in polite company

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Anonymous Coward Royal Barges Last Online: 20-04-2007 07:55 PM Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ratsima - The Bakersfield of LoS Posts: 924	Get yourself a proper squat toilet on which you can wash your bum with soap and water. The "squat" feature eliminates piles and the superior cleaning eliminates both the itch and the skid marks on your U-trow. I don't know why Westerners ever got the idea that it was a good idea to sit on a throne while taking a crap.

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Gerbil The Rodent Last Online: Today 09:32 PM Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Studying the retards in MKP. Posts: 5,756	This all a bit of a burning issue really.

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skycop51 Koh Chang Last Online: 24-04-2008 12:13 PM Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 74	got this from a surgeon, get a big blob of cotton soaked with "witch hazel" looks like alcohol. Soak it then put it on the roids to shrink em. These are not funny.

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Luckydog Guest Posts: n/a	PROCTOSEDYL is very good. Use it after you poo, then come and sit on one of the stools in The Friendly Bar for a few hours whilst drinking Booze......Guaranteed Cure!

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Ivor Biggun Elite Member Last Online: 09-05-2009 08:56 PM Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Buriram Province out in the sticks Posts: 1,913	I had mine removed in the UK. It has to be the most painfull experience of my life. But well worth it after while. Going for the first dump post op has to be equal to having a baby.

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corvettelover Yala Last Online: Today 07:51 PM Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Cairns Posts: 692	be careful you do not get too pissed and put toothpaste on your piles and piles ointment on the toothbrush. other wise you stand the chance of waking up in the morning with receeding gums and a ring of confidence