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    Hairless Cock

    nooooo not KingWilliam...



    And no, not chickens as what you were all probably thinking, but not hoping for.

    Your penis….how do you remove all the hair from your penis and gonads ??

    I shaved mine the other day, but really taking to them lumpy things with a razor is not ideal, especially if you are in a hurry. Also the underside of the penis is very sensitive and crikey, one slip and that tube that seems to run under there, well you would not want that leaking in ya pants all day I wouldn’t think.

    I used cold water, cos we did not have hot water and that did not help. Also had to shave after 7 days of not shaving with cold water and a blunt razor….but real men shave cold.

    So what is the easiest and simplest way ?

    Would electrolysis work ? Any danger of it leaving you sterile ??

    I got my birthday wish the other day, so I decided to do the same and rub bald bits together for some added excitement and sensuality. Maybe this should be in the sex life thread.

    But having hairless balls is very sensual and not wearing underpants….well, heaven does exist and its in my pants right now.
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    once again, Giggle is your friend

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    Bollux wax.

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    Go post the question on TV, in the Gay Forum. I'm sure you'll get loads of advice and dates.

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    Excellent idea...its a quite rellevant normal question i would think for over there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty
    Excellent idea...its a quite rellevant normal question i would think for over there.
    I wouldn't know. I just assumed, honest.

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    wax, and pluck any remaining ones using a pair of tweezers.

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    Don't use water at all. Use a dry razor. You may have to clean the razor head frequently depending on how hairy you are. When you have finished wash and dry, then apply a moisturiser.

    Be eco friendly and leave the pubes on the verandah when you have finished, so birds can use it as nesting material.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    wax, and pluck any remaining ones using a pair of tweezers.
    I had my chest waxed once- it was like being struck by lightning about 40 times in the same spot- I wouldn't recommend it for your delicates...

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    Exactly...he is just trying to get me hurt...lulling me into false sense of security n all..

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    I actually have one of these:

    http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelc...8622456&sr=8-2


    It's made specifically for men, and it works- I had to get a 'step-down transformer' (from 220v to 110v as it's set for US voltage)- you could probably find something similar locally.
    There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty
    how do you remove all the hair from your penis and gonads ??
    Lighter fluid and a match if you're a real man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FailSafe View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    wax, and pluck any remaining ones using a pair of tweezers.
    I had my chest waxed once- it was like being struck by lightning about 40 times in the same spot- I wouldn't recommend it for your delicates...
    and if the wax is very sticky you may even loose your willy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cenovis
    you may even loose your willy
    Especially if he's already 'lost in the forest'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FailSafe View Post
    I actually have one of these:

    Amazon.com: Philips Norelco BG2020 Bodygroom Shaver: Health & Personal Care


    It's made specifically for men, and it works- I had to get a 'step-down transformer' (from 220v to 110v as it's set for US voltage)- you could probably find something similar locally.
    You didn't write this product review did you?

    "Groin:
    Lets just say the "Bodygroom" is Shaft, Beanbag, and Starfish safe. No nicks or any pain...no worries...that does not mean go in there like a maniac...take your time...the two trimmers on the front and back(allow for push or pull stroke) knock down the forest while the foil on top produced nice smooth skin...Like any shaving product redness and skin irritation are inevitable (24 hrs later), however I noticed that the skin irritation was only about one third that of standard Mach 3 shave. The skin irritation was limited to the inner thighs (Shaft, Beanbag, and Starfish showed no signs of irritation)....Here is a word of warning, if you are a hairy man in the posterior / back (buttocks cheeks) region, I would not suggest going bald there...although the bodygroom does yield very smooth results, re-growth maybe a little annoying. "

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    Nope, wasn't me- you have to admit, though, it's pretty informative.

    I also only use it on my chest (maybe every three months or so) since the waxing episode...
    Last edited by FailSafe; 15-03-2010 at 01:37 PM. Reason: content added

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    Jesus Nawty, are you a man or a mouse. Just pluck the fuckin things. Ask BG, he'll show you how a real man does it, as well as the arsehairs. He prolly does his with an ex-WWII flame thrower that his daddy captured from the French turncoats.

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    hahaha, that is very very gay

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    ^Don't smile at me like that. Makes me bloody nervous.

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    as gay as the time you and Blake7 were making out in the club in jakarta and ignoring the girls ?

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    ^ not as gay as you going to the bathroom for 30min with a katoye you picked up completely drunk at BATS


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    She wasnt a katoay, she was just a very rough looking bar girl.

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    right

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    as the time you and Blake7 were making out in the club
    it's not because we share the same bed in a hotel room that it makes us any more gay

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    nothing wrong with a cute lady boy anyway.

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