Thread: Hairless Cock

Samson shaved and look what happened to him.

Hairless cock = Brainless dick

Do as the stripper girls do, a shaver and hairconditioner to smoth the skin while shaving!

Originally Posted by Nawty

I have used petrol before on the genital region as a young chap and encountering an infestation of sand crabs.

Works good but a few will run out to escape. Use a nicely sharpened ice pick to stab em as the escape the inferno.

Originally Posted by Norton

Works good but a few will run out to escape. Use a nicely sharpened ice pick to stab em as the escape the inferno.

***DISCLAIMER***

Anyone wanting to try this method of removing pubic lice is strongly advised not to set the petrol alight, as Norton is implying.

Originally Posted by Butterfly

hahaha, that is very very gay

hahaha indeed!

Don't forget to get your little anus bleached after the waxing.

Originally Posted by pickel

Originally Posted by Norton

Works good but a few will run out to escape. Use a nicely sharpened ice pick to stab em as the escape the inferno.

***DISCLAIMER***

Anyone wanting to try this method of removing pubic lice is strongly advised not to set the petrol alight, as Norton is implying.

I am not that stooopid.

Chickens don't care, hairless or not.

Love a hood expert.

ask your hairdresser she might oblige

she says it easier when i have hard on

do you still get them at that age? Good for you I suppose.

Nawty, you know the next step is to get your a hole bleached and wear a c-ring. You may eventually get into studs and sack rings after that.

Thinking about the bleaching.....DIY but.

veet hair removal cream ,give it a good 15 mins jump in the shower , then ask the missus what it reminds her of

Originally Posted by patsycat

Here in Europe you can buy the hair removal cream for "sensitive areas", never burned me - but I always leave a bit of hair behind. Which for women, supposedly, keeps the area more hygenic. Your parts aren't rubbing against your jeans - that can lead to sore bits.

Yes indeed a "go faster stripe" just above the jack n danny is what is required.

I recall pulling a feminist type one winters evening in Stockholm it was quite a shock once her extremely hirsute muff was revealed. I really didn't want to go down there mostly for fear of running into David Attenborough and a Planet Earth film crew.

Carpet tape.

But why bother? Pubic hair is designed to capture pheromones which subconsciously advertise your genetic fitness.

So, if you are healthy with a strong immune system let it grow.

Gosh, the easiest way is to use the cream that ladies use on their legs. Always works fine for me, but don't leave it on too long or you might have some problems!

Wire wool and Detal.

Originally Posted by Nawty

I shaved mine the other day,

why are so you gay ????

Bloody great posts. You have had me in tears. Think Ill stay hairy!!

As a student after 12 pints mushy peas chips cravy and curry, I entered a fart lighting contest. Over did it, had a back flash and cleaned most of them off no problem.

I just tend to pull them out whenever I have spare time in the bathroom. Kinda painful but I don't mind.