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Nawty · 04-10-2009, 04:36 PM

I had a thought.

Yesterday, I got stung on the Plantation 2 times by my bees.

I used to be allergic somewhat to them, but this time i had no real ill effect except for a little bit swollen finger.

So, I was thinking that as the sting is poison and it creates a zone in the area of the sting of white blood cells....all swarming in to kill the invading trouble.

Now, from white I know from my failed biology classes.....actually dont remember doing any biology classes....the white cells are good for repairing damaged areas and fighting infections and other stuff etc etc.

So, if i stung myself in an area where i had a problem, it would create a zone of repair and it should also help mend an exisitng problems in that area.

I have a damaged elbow from lifting all the rocks on the river for the bungalow and it has not got better over last 3 months.

So, i thunked, I would sting the elbow and see if it helps.

I figure on 2 stings a week for 4 weeks and see how that goes. if that does nothing I will do 3 at once twice a week.

I started today, caught a little bee and held him on the desired spot....ouch.

Normally you should squeeze the sting out, not pull it out as that would squeeze in more venom.

When you sting yourself, you have to get your moneys worth for the pain, so i squeezed the sting and poison sac and pushed it in good and hard to get max effect.

So the experiment begins....next sting is due on Wednesday....if i do not develop an allergy again...

withnallstoke · 04-10-2009, 05:11 PM

Might be a treatment there for those worrisome warts also.

Panda · 04-10-2009, 05:24 PM

I have also heard snakebite is good for malaria.
Maybe something to keep in mind if you ever develop malaria?

Nawty · 04-10-2009, 05:27 PM

Possibly, dont know if the bee will fit up there though, its a tight squeeze.

I did not think this up by myself, nope, its not just my idle, yet highly creative mind thinking this, I have heard of one other guy doing it.

Soon as I stung myself, i could feel the poison surging through my body....well maybe not surging, kinda like just sitting and hurting.

I feel good.

crippen · 04-10-2009, 05:31 PM

Bee venom therapy is claimed to be of use in arthritis, bursitis, tendinitis, dissolving scar tissue (e.g. keloids), and Herpes zoster, among other illnesses. Apitherapy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Nawty · 04-10-2009, 05:40 PM

I got some scar tissue, but i not putting a bee there.

Tendonitis so it might help.

Herpes on your lips and give it a sting......so thats what Angelina Jolly does.

lets see how it goes for a month.

Plan B · 04-10-2009, 05:41 PM

Does it cure hives?

Sdigit · 04-10-2009, 05:44 PM

Do you have a defibulator? Just a thought

slackula · 04-10-2009, 07:16 PM

This thread has potential.

blackgang · 04-10-2009, 07:44 PM

It seems to be uised for some things, but I have an alergy to the bee venom so I am supposed to carry an ANA kit with hypo and some pills to take and get to a hospital in a few minutes as possible.
Last time I was stung I was close to an ER, so they did get it stopped as my throat was closing, and I did develope a severe case of Hives,, damn.

Smeg · 04-10-2009, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nawty

Yesterday, I got stung on the Plantation.

Sounds painful.

Rural Surin · 04-10-2009, 10:00 PM

For a more potent venture, try self-induced wasps or hornets stings on your next occasion - as most species can sting multiply in a single session.

jizzybloke · 05-10-2009, 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nawty

I had a thought.

careful!

Sdigit · 05-10-2009, 04:04 AM

^Ha ha ha

crippen · 05-10-2009, 04:07 AM

Where's Jet. No opinion on this? Is it a threat to her medical monopoly?

chassamui · 05-10-2009, 04:26 AM

Nawts the only real "flying doc" around here

Nawty · 05-10-2009, 10:03 AM

Elbow has swelled up nicely....enough to last till wednesday i think and keep the flow in the area happnin.

I was thinking to do 3 injections....I prefer the word 'invenimations'...on wednesday at once, just to see what happens....but in the name of medical research, must be patient and stay on track......but the urges..

withnallstoke · 05-10-2009, 10:49 AM

If the inducement of pain to oneself has any relevence in your "treatments", may i suggest a hot wok applied briskly at the rate of 60 strokes a minute to the bare arse cheeks. It might quarterize piles.

Nawty · 05-10-2009, 11:02 AM

Thats 1 a second.....doubt I could reach that rate.

withnallstoke · 05-10-2009, 11:05 AM

^ Two hot woks. One in each hand. Begin in 20 second bursts until you have the coordination, balance, and stamina sorted out.

04-10-2009, 04:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Nawty Boxed Member Last Online: Yesterday 03:37 PM Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: in a box marked 'fragile' Posts: 5,756	Self medicate I had a thought. Yesterday, I got stung on the Plantation 2 times by my bees. I used to be allergic somewhat to them, but this time i had no real ill effect except for a little bit swollen finger. So, I was thinking that as the sting is poison and it creates a zone in the area of the sting of white blood cells....all swarming in to kill the invading trouble. Now, from white I know from my failed biology classes.....actually dont remember doing any biology classes....the white cells are good for repairing damaged areas and fighting infections and other stuff etc etc. So, if i stung myself in an area where i had a problem, it would create a zone of repair and it should also help mend an exisitng problems in that area. I have a damaged elbow from lifting all the rocks on the river for the bungalow and it has not got better over last 3 months. So, i thunked, I would sting the elbow and see if it helps. I figure on 2 stings a week for 4 weeks and see how that goes. if that does nothing I will do 3 at once twice a week. I started today, caught a little bee and held him on the desired spot....ouch. Normally you should squeeze the sting out, not pull it out as that would squeeze in more venom. When you sting yourself, you have to get your moneys worth for the pain, so i squeezed the sting and poison sac and pushed it in good and hard to get max effect. So the experiment begins....next sting is due on Wednesday....if i do not develop an allergy again... __________________ *'Owner of 'Arse of the year 2008'......* *First after the winner... 'International Architect of the year 09'*

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crippen Thailand Expat Last Online: Yesterday 07:02 PM Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Korat Posts: 1,461	Apitherapy Bee venom therapy is claimed to be of use in arthritis, bursitis, tendinitis, dissolving scar tissue (e.g. keloids), and Herpes zoster, among other illnesses. Apitherapy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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blackgang Thailand Travel Forum Last Online: Yesterday 11:01 PM Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Phetchabun city Posts: 13,357	It seems to be uised for some things, but I have an alergy to the bee venom so I am supposed to carry an ANA kit with hypo and some pills to take and get to a hospital in a few minutes as possible. Last time I was stung I was close to an ER, so they did get it stopped as my throat was closing, and I did develope a severe case of Hives,, damn. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Did you know the average male is 6 inches long, and the average female is 8 inches deep? So in New York City alone there is over 3 miles of unused pussy! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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crippen Thailand Expat Last Online: Yesterday 07:02 PM Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Korat Posts: 1,461	Self medicate?? Where's Jet. No opinion on this? Is it a threat to her medical monopoly?

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04-10-2009, 05:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
withnallstoke Dazed and confused. Last Online: Yesterday 12:29 PM Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Fletcher Memorial Home. Posts: 1,937	Might be a treatment there for those worrisome warts also.

04-10-2009, 05:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
Panda Thailand Travel Forum Last Online: Today 05:47 AM Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,001	I have also heard snakebite is good for malaria. Maybe something to keep in mind if you ever develop malaria?

04-10-2009, 05:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
Nawty Boxed Member Last Online: Yesterday 03:37 PM Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: in a box marked 'fragile' Posts: 5,756	Possibly, dont know if the bee will fit up there though, its a tight squeeze. I did not think this up by myself, nope, its not just my idle, yet highly creative mind thinking this, I have heard of one other guy doing it. Soon as I stung myself, i could feel the poison surging through my body....well maybe not surging, kinda like just sitting and hurting. I feel good.

04-10-2009, 05:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
Nawty Boxed Member Last Online: Yesterday 03:37 PM Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: in a box marked 'fragile' Posts: 5,756	I got some scar tissue, but i not putting a bee there. Tendonitis so it might help. Herpes on your lips and give it a sting......so thats what Angelina Jolly does. lets see how it goes for a month.

04-10-2009, 05:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
Plan B Soon to be BANNED by KW. Last Online: Today 06:01 AM Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Under a bridge Posts: 1,817	Does it cure hives?

04-10-2009, 05:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
Sdigit It wasn't me Last Online: 20-11-2009 04:19 PM Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: All the way over there> Posts: 2,345	Do you have a defibulator? Just a thought

04-10-2009, 07:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
slackula Thailand Expat Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Phuket Posts: 1,304	This thread has potential.

04-10-2009, 10:00 PM	#12 (permalink)
Rural Surin rough around the edges Last Online: 17-11-2009 10:28 PM Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Portland, OR & Kwao Noi, Surin Posts: 12,843	For a more potent venture, try self-induced wasps or hornets stings on your next occasion - as most species can sting multiply in a single session.

05-10-2009, 04:04 AM	#14 (permalink)
Sdigit It wasn't me Last Online: 20-11-2009 04:19 PM Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: All the way over there> Posts: 2,345	^Ha ha ha

05-10-2009, 04:26 AM	#16 (permalink)
chassamui Thailand Expat Last Online: Yesterday 11:02 PM Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In a dreamworld Posts: 1,531	Nawts the only real "flying doc" around here

05-10-2009, 10:03 AM	#17 (permalink)
Nawty Boxed Member Last Online: Yesterday 03:37 PM Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: in a box marked 'fragile' Posts: 5,756	Elbow has swelled up nicely....enough to last till wednesday i think and keep the flow in the area happnin. I was thinking to do 3 injections....I prefer the word 'invenimations'...on wednesday at once, just to see what happens....but in the name of medical research, must be patient and stay on track......but the urges..

05-10-2009, 10:49 AM	#18 (permalink)
withnallstoke Dazed and confused. Last Online: Yesterday 12:29 PM Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Fletcher Memorial Home. Posts: 1,937	If the inducement of pain to oneself has any relevence in your "treatments", may i suggest a hot wok applied briskly at the rate of 60 strokes a minute to the bare arse cheeks. It might quarterize piles.

05-10-2009, 11:02 AM	#19 (permalink)
Nawty Boxed Member Last Online: Yesterday 03:37 PM Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: in a box marked 'fragile' Posts: 5,756	Thats 1 a second.....doubt I could reach that rate.

05-10-2009, 11:05 AM	#20 (permalink)
withnallstoke Dazed and confused. Last Online: Yesterday 12:29 PM Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Fletcher Memorial Home. Posts: 1,937	^ Two hot woks. One in each hand. Begin in 20 second bursts until you have the coordination, balance, and stamina sorted out.

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