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Health, Fitness and Hospitals in Thailand Feeling ill? Need some Vitamins? Want to get Fit? Where is the nearest Gym? Where is the nearest Sauna? Desperate need of Knowing where the Best Thai Hospital is? Looking for Lasik Surgery? Thinking of Plastic Surgery? Then this is the forum for you. From the best Thai Hospitals to the best Opticians. How much will you have to pay for that sex change and will your Health Insurance cover it?

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Old 20-06-2008, 08:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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BumBleeder

Not from sex...cos I ain't like that.

But from too frequent use of the bum gun.

Why would the bum gun make your bot bot bleed ?

Well, I dunno, why ? I use the bum gun every time for the last near 10 years, even in Oz I had one installed...icy cold butt.

Only ever use paper in emergancy and this maybe twice a year.

2 days ago I had such an emergancy and after a couple of wipes with the paper my bot bot started to bleed a little bit...just a spot...but why so delicate ? what would happen to me if I had to go to jail ?
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Old 20-06-2008, 09:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Too much talking I'd say.
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Old 20-06-2008, 09:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 23-06-2008, 09:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
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mate go to a quack and get it checked asap
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Old 23-06-2008, 09:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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You may have a small fissure but best get it checked. Fissures are normal and will heal. I hope that reasures you.
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Old 23-06-2008, 09:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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mild piles ??????
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Old 24-06-2008, 12:12 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Bright red blood sometimes is hemmroids.
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Old 24-06-2008, 12:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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You were probably a bit vigorous with the paper. If it's bright red and slight not to worry. If there's a lot or it's dark/black off to the Docs straightaway please.
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mate go to a quack and get it checked asap
You really should don't delay
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Old 24-06-2008, 12:54 AM   #10 (permalink)
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doctors m8, never had the bum gun causing this before.......

even thoe i just recently got into using one
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Old 24-06-2008, 12:55 AM   #11 (permalink)
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could be your diet

you choking down any foot longs lately
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Old 24-06-2008, 12:58 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 24-06-2008, 01:13 AM   #13 (permalink)
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If the blood is red and only a spot then it shouldn't be too serious. When you pass dark blood or black stools then that is more sinister.

Get down the docs and expect a finger up your bum. Book one of those cute little lady doctors with the nicest smile, shortest shirt and the smallest index fingers.

You can get your prostrate checked at the same time. Kills two birds with one stone.

Piles I suspect or a small tear which heals naturally and in a few days.

Good luck mate.
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Old 24-06-2008, 03:32 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Naaah problems... just use some of this stuff

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could be cancer
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Old 24-06-2008, 11:30 AM   #16 (permalink)
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buy some supersoft toilet paper. ease off the bum gun habit. Still bleeds. See Doctor and show him/her your delicate crack. remember to wipe before display.
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Did this happen after a night on the beer?
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Old 24-06-2008, 12:42 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Glou! Lle mae'r ty bach?

I've had similar after a heavy session. But this was in Wales.
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Turn the pressure down on your bum gun.

Does the nozzle look like this by chance ... ?
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