Thread: Emergency hospital

Do you have an emergency hospital plan, We Do

We had to check it out today, last night when on a small stool in front of the toilet emptying my colostomy bag, when completed I relaxed too much and while still on the stool fell asleep

I awoke banging my head on the stone floor, having also hit my foot on the stone wall, and blood pouring from my foot

I shout for my wife and she rushes to the bathroom, she can not lift my 130 kilos, eventually I roll over and manage to get up, I have a large hole in my foot and blood pouring out, we bandage it and eventually the bleeding stops

I go to bed and half sleep half wake

In the morning in a lot of pain we put the pre arranged plan into operation, my wife drives me the 22 kms to Srinakarin teaching hospital in KhonKaen, I already have a registration number there

She goes to the emergency arrival with the ambulances

I am put on a stretcher and she goes to park the car, they say my blood pressure at 204, I tell them impossible, they say stroke, I say no, I am taken to emergency observation room, my blood pressure back to 139, I am examined by a doctor, many many questions, I am given an electro cardiograph, I am taken to xray

No fracture, bone man says impact cause skin and muscle to rupture

The wound is dressed, I am given antibiotics, with follow up appointment for one week

Including antibiotics and pain killers and all tests bill under batt 1500, very good I consider, there about three hours

We have a plan and tested it and it worked, call an ambulance, go to private hospital and bill 20/30000

PLEASE THINK AND HAVE A PLAN

Originally Posted by al007

she can not lift my 130 kilos

an addition to the plan is needed

Originally Posted by al007

Do you have an emergency hospital plan, We Do

We have a plan and tested it and it worked, call an ambulance, go to private hospital and bill 20/30000

Next time go the Government Hospital routine - probably closer to your home and a LOT cheaper.

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Next time go the Government Hospital routine - probably closer to your home and a LOT cheaper.

Indeed, Boons.

Might even add that some overly anxious well-intended laid out plans never work out to one's "scheduled" satisfaction.
Not one thing is ever the same twice.

Originally Posted by al007

while still on the stool fell asleep

Happens to me often.

Originally Posted by al007

Do you have an emergency hospital plan

Yes. Bend over until your missus can lick yer arse and then get her to kiss it goodbye. Job did.

Originally Posted by Norton

Happens to me often.

Very potent Ya Dong....

Obvious revision to emergency plan.
1:Invest in mobile hoist.
2: Get new Mia noi built like a brick sh#thouse.

...the best emergency hospital plan is a spouse who has a vested interest in your continued existence...

Originally Posted by tomcat

...the best emergency hospital plan is a spouse who has a vested interest in your continued existence...

I reminder her that I'm worth more to her alive

That is constant reminding, yes?

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Next time go the Government Hospital routine - probably closer to your home and a LOT cheaper.

Originally Posted by HuangLao

Indeed, Boons.

Funny you came down to dummy boonmee's level Jeff. Srinagarind Hospital is part of Khon Kaen University and very much government operated.

I just wonder how Boon Mee can be so stupid. Last week is was space travel, and now medicine in Thailand. A true Trump supporter. Thick as fucking shit..

i dont know if anyone saw the latest brainwave,all ambulance's on an emergency call with a patient inside must not exceed 80kms hr..and if they need CPR.they have to pull over and STOP.