Thread: Lovely Lulu's Healthy few weeks of healthy food and exercise.

^^ I don't really get it either.

It's a uniform that suggests affluence though, so irresistible to many Thai cyclists.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Phew* thank fuck that mini-rant is out, it was giving me constipation...

Did you weigh yourself before and after the rant.?

^^x3. The whole shaved legs and look at my knob hanging to the left or right thing is all a bit suss. Girls look good in that outfit, men look like poofs.

Originally Posted by cyrille

^^ I don't really get it either.

It's a uniform that suggests affluence though, so irresistible to many Thai cyclists.

Same nonsense in the states. It's like a status indicator and it looks really dumb.

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Did you weigh yourself before and after the rant.?

Before... completely starkers in the toilet at 5:30 AM after a bowel movement, same as I do every day.

Just about to lose my ever lovin' shit with the bank so that might drop a few more pounds too.

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Don't forget to weigh yourself with same clothes and same time of day or its invalid.

Of course. Completely bollocko after me morning wazz.

Originally Posted by Luigi

me morning wazz.

Which could now be sold as a vitamin health drink, I may add.

Originally Posted by HuangLao

Dillinger

That embarrassment to the Serengeti?

Jaysus.


He went to the zoo and the staff called the Escape Team.


Maybe he thinks being a hippo will make it more difficult for Thai blokes to knock him out?

11km....

9.xx mins per km avg.


Fookin' Lulu.

More Terminator than man.

It's all about modluration, people.


Not lu much, not lu little.




Mickro/Makro.




Caluries in, Caluries out.

Originally Posted by Luigi

9.xx mins per km avg.

So you round 58 seconds down .

Another "look at me" attention-seeking thread. You're a sorry little man, Lulu.

BTW, you shouldn't put the milk in your tea until it's properly drawn and the teabag out, philistine.

Millennium thread in a week or two I reckon.



Especially now that Methy's getting worked up.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Especially now that Methy's getting worked up

. Pointing out your weak man's round down 58 seconds to the minute below is getting worked up? You and Trump have so much in common.

Here he goes 5555



Grrrrr.

Yep here he goes!!!

Narcissistic rat.

Oh yeah...smiley required:

Why Methy goes so nuts over Lulu:

a) Methy's borderline special needs.
b) Effects of meth abuse.
c) a+b.








Will go with c.

Yummy fruit for lunch after the morning BLT. Delisherous.

Feeling fresher already.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Why Methy goes so nuts over Lulu:

a) Methy's borderline special needs.
b) Effects of meth abuse.
c) a+b.








Will go with c.

Why Lulu always lies and names things after himself, and hates people smarter than him:
a) He loves himself so much while being a runt with not much to show.
b) He's a narcissist.
c) He loves himself because he's an insecure little man.
d) all of the above.
I'll go with d. Pretty obvious, innit.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

c) He loves himself because he's an insecure little man.

At 84 kgs that puts Luigi in the light heavyweight division of boxing mate.

I've heard he has a viscous uppercut and tends to grapple and lay on his opponents in clinches.

Be careful of the cavity intrusions and the hair pulling mate!

^ 5555


^^ Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Cheers Methy, ya big simpleton.

So after 4 months of holiday I need to buy some new work trousers' these poor quality Chinese washing machines shrink everything

Think I've got one of them in our place.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

At 84 kgs that puts Luigi in the light heavyweight division of boxing mate.

I've heard he has a viscous uppercut and tends to grapple and lay on his opponents in clinches.

Be careful of the cavity intrusions and the hair pulling mate!

... but Dillinger will probably find something better

Note to self : must not photoshop Dillinger in female dwarf porn.......