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    Shaving all pubic hairs makes the penis appear bigger

    Otherwise it resembles a snakehead peeping out of a bush

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Otherwise it resembles a snakehead peeping out of a bush
    ...avoid cruising small-dick bars...

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    Mine's usually too big to fit through glory holes

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    ...you've seen doll houses with glory holes?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    I've seen a few enlargement surgeries gone wrong

    Not something to look at during sunday lunch
    Pat, what's your favorite place to go for spotting cocks?
    Asking for a friend..

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    Thread: Penis enlargements - why men to do it

    Could I possibly venture an opinion that no one has yet addressed?
    They want a bigger cock?

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    ...sometimes opinions are so obvious they don't need to be stated...this is one of those times...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Cow View Post
    They want a bigger cock?
    Its not just the patient who wants a bigger cock, take the two top posters in this thread for instance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Its not just the patient who wants a bigger cock, take the two top posters in this thread for instance.
    Tip themselves off, don't they.

    Those whom bring unneeded attention, speak the loudest and most often......

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    I suppose my penis reduction surgery is not quite as common. On the bright side, the wife can now walk properly in public.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SKkin View Post
    On the bright side, the wife can now walk properly in public
    ...so, her surgery was successful then...

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    Small Dick who cares


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    ^^told ya I was big boned...and lost 15 lbs..

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    I explained to the gf that the noisier the bikes, the smaller the dicks

    My bike is of course electric, and noiseless

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    My bike is of course electric, and noiseless
    ...so, you're dickless then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    I explained to the gf that the noisier the bikes, the smaller the dicks

    My bike is of course electric, and noiseless
    Mine makes a kind of sloppy slurping noise during the plowing process, usually accompanied by squeals of delight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Mine makes a kind of sloppy slurping noise during the plowing process.
    Easily solved

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    Hahahaha

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    That or find a tighter or younger womanman

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    The onus seems to be on men to get larger penises, how about pressurising women to get vagina tightening pills

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    I have no wish to undermine the op, but this forum is littered with massive pricks already.

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    I believe there's some place in Bangkok where you can get a decent increase with injections. Err just asking for a friend.

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    Weren't bleached white hiso vaginas and penises in fashion last year, never heard much about it since.

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    i worked offshore with a guy who suffered from a condition called micropenis...Basically, his shlong had never developed and was the size of a maggot. He had to piss sitting down as he couldn't hold it standing up. It gave the poor bastard a lot of psychological problems and probably still does.

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