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    Anyone had this, if so, what did you do?

    Last night I went out to a pub with a neighbour. Came home pissed and stoned. Irrelevant back story perhaps, or perhaps not.
    Anyway, got into bed and Mrs was horny, so we were doing it, and she got on top. Somehow the angle of our bodies was such that there was pressure on the underside of my penis, and when I ejaculated, I felt a burning pain.
    Went to the toilet afterwards to wash up with the bum gun over the toilet pan...instead of semen drips I had blood pouring out of my penis!
    "Pouring" is relative. Perhaps a tablespoon or two of blood and continual seeping.
    Called wifey to have a look. She was worried.
    I think my urethra was torn during a powerful but partialy blocked ejaculation.
    This morning's first bladder evacuation, some blood at first but no stinging (good sign I guessed as it meant the wound was healing).
    Just went to the toilet again and more blood, still no stinging as I would expect from an open wound exposed to hot urine.

    I still think I simply tore my urethra. My worry is there is broken membrane and thus potential infection. What prophylactic measures could I take?
    Or, is this a symptom of something more sinister? I seriously seriously doubt an STD.
    Anyone had this before? what happened and what did you do?

    Concerned enough to be frank about this here.

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    I don’t personally own one of those thangs, so have no experience with the problem.

    A tablespoon is a lot of blood. Go to the doctor!

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    pissin blood, go to the doctor

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    I'm not pissing blood. It's not blood in my urine, it's blood from an injury inside my penis.

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    Three for three - Doctor it is.

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    Could be any number of causes. Go see a doctor.

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    Get to the doctor and find out if Luigi has put a curse on your pecker...

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    Had it once Dr made me feel like I was making a fuss over nothing, small burst blood vessel nothing to worry about he sneered. That was 30 years ago, never happened again.

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    Impressive ! Strong ejaculation muscles there, dude !

    For anything lesser, you could be excused for not going to a doctor. But as it's an area where you don't want to have future problems, better see one. Even though urine is sterile whilst inside your body.

    Otherwise, old-time cure is to insert a 5 mm wide knitting needle and leave it there to ensure the passage doesn't heal up thinner.

    (Just kidding about the last)

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    A worrying story but a lesson to all that a penis is a delicate "organ" and has to be treated somewhat gently.

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    Question

    Why would a man bleed from his penis after ejaculation?

    42 year old had not had sex for a while ,when had sex and when ejaculated was painful to ejaculate then saw bleeding from penis after ejaculation

    Answer

    There are several different potential causes for this problem, but you should definitely get in to see your primary care doctor or a urologist for a more complete evaluation.

    The most likely cause is that you suffered some irritation to the urethra or to the prostate from the sexual intercourse. This is a relatively common complication, especially of vigorous intercourse, and it could be more likely to occur if intercourse has been relatively infrequent. If this is the case, then rest should be all that is needed to heal things up.

    There are other possibilities as well. For example, inflammation of the prostate, called prostatitis, can cause both painful ejaculation as well as some blood at the tip of the penis. Similarly hypertrophy of the prostate, which can begin to present itself in someone your age, might also be the cause.

    Your doctor will be able to perform a complete examination, include a rectal examination to see if the prostate is swollen, tender, or if it has any nodules that might require further investigation. Based on what they find, your doctor may recommend either a watch and wait approach or they might want to get some additional tests right away.

    Good luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Somehow the angle of our bodies was such that there was pressure on the underside of my penis,
    The terminology youll need for your doctors appointment is Reverse Cowgirl

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    ^, ^^, ^^^, ^^^^.
    All good posts and advice, particularly Tax's. Haha Dill, yeah Thai doc will know that one . Thanks guys.

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    Are you part Aboriginal and, if so, have you ever been whistlecocked?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shy Guava View Post
    Are you part Aboriginal
    If he is this could be end to the drawn out shitfest and the start of a blossoming friendship between Mammy and Zulu






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    Tourniquet

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    ^, ^^.
    Guy is at the urinal in a pub when a black guy comes up to start pissing.
    Guy glances over and exclaims, "Ferk! how come you black guys have such big cocks?"
    Black guy says they're not born that way, but make them that way by hanging a 1kg brick of it.
    Couple of weeks later the guy is in the pub and see's the black guy again.
    "Hey, thanks for the advice. It's working!"
    Black guy is surprised and asks "how so?"
    "Well, I tied the brick on, and after two weeks it's black".

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    You have hong kong dong. Good news. No need to cut it off. Bad news. Will fall off by itself.

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    Thanks Norts. Great news.

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    Sounds like.

    Hematospermia is defined as blood in the semen. This is, in fact, a fairly common condition. Fortunately, it is rare for there to be a serious cause. Hematospermia is very different than hematuria, or blood in the urine, as visible hematuria is frequently associated with serious causes such as bladder cancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    I think my urethra was torn

    ...you may be suffering from Franklin's Urethra...show your dick a little more r-e-s-p-e-c-t...

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    What comes around goes around.

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    Heh...Urethra Franklin...Good one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    Sounds like.
    Thanks...not blood in semen or urine. It's definitely blood from my penis from a wound.

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    Yes, last March in fact. Bolted a load of blood with my jizz. Went to the doctor the next day, she said that blood in semen was not a red flag (so to speak), but she checked my prostate anyway. The day prior to the incident I had ridden 50 miles off-road on a cyclo-cross bike and had basically ruptured a vessel going over bump after bump - there's normally an explanation. I confided in a friend of mine later on. He had a vasectomy a few years back and still gets the odd incident.

    It sounds like Hermatopsermia, but you may as well go to the docs anyway. Good luck matey.

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