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    More sinister than that. He's trying to say he has a neighbour who likes him as well.

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    Not a trace of blood this morning. I still had a drip last night, but this mornings first flush was normal, so I reckon it was as first assumed, a cracked urethra and it's healed now.
    Thanks for the various pieces of advice and research.

    You are a weird chap Bob. In my experience people tend to project; Liars think everyone else are liars, and you, well thinking this thread was in some way a vehicle to say I have sex is very odd indeed. You've been reading too many Lulu threads with all his humblebragging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    More sinister than that. He's trying to say he has a neighbour who likes him as well.
    Yes, well, humblebragging's my thing, ya know. It's a hard life being so well-liked.

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    Maanaam, perhaps (or surely), you might be enlighted more from Google ("blood in urine") than from this kind forum...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klondyke View Post
    Maanaam, perhaps (or surely), you might be enlighted more from Google ("blood in urine") than from this kind forum...
    Yes indeed.
    But it lured Lulu and Bob to show their nasty or stupid sides again . I'm always happy for that.
    Other than those two clowns, there was some advice and some research and a few funny remarks. Also it serves others to know these sorts of things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    You are a weird chap Bob. In my experience people tend to project; Liars think everyone else are liars, and you, well thinking this thread was in some way a vehicle to say I have sex is very odd indeed.
    In my experience pompous broken-cocked narcissistic cripples are impervious to sarcasm, then again that experience is limited to you so probably not a statistically valid sample.


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    Google is the last mother-fucking place you want to go when researching your own ailments - you'll likely be directed to pages like this; although the scaremongers weren't out in their usual droves during my blood-in-spunk debacle.

    Glad you appear to be on the mend, Maanaam. Crack one out and see what happens.

    I had several of the weirdest wanks of my life last year; each featuring equal measures of trepidation and pleasure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Crack one out and see what happens.
    Best video it and make an animated gif out of it.... just to be on the safe side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Best video it and make an animated gif out of it.... just to be on the safe side.

    No, I don't think I will. Decorum and all that, yeah?
    Beside, we don't want to trigger Lulu with envious rage. That would just produce several threads on cooking over-cooked ribs, revial of his good historical threads, and many posts of suck-arse unspoken "please give me a green" puking obsequious "Sir's" etc.

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    ^ Sure it wasn't the level of Lulutarding that drew blood?


    You are worked up.




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    Everyone chill. No need for all this bickering. Relax, have a nice cold seasonal beer.


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    The clown duo are here tag teaming again.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    we don't want to trigger Lulu
    ...*snigger*...

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Google is the last mother-fucking place you want to go when researching your own ailments
    Almost - Google Images is the last place you want to go. Next time I want a photo of Cripple Dick Beer I'm going to make damn sure safe-search is turned on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    Almost - Google Images is the last place you want to go. Next time I want a photo of Cripple Dick Beer I'm going to make damn sure safe-search is turned on!
    Fuck - I see what you mean. Some of these dick shots are frightening!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Beside, we don't want to trigger Lulu with envious rage.
    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Sure it wasn't the level of Lulutarding that drew blood?


    You are worked up.
    Case in point !

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    You think that's rage?

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    ^ You think that was literal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    ^ You think that was literal?
    Well, nothing you've ever written here has ever shown that you're remotely capable of anything but the most banal literalism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    Well, nothing you've ever written here has ever shown that you're remotely capable of anything but the most banal literalism.
    I don't mind being naive if it means I'm honest.

    But your answer to my question sort of shows your inability to follow logical progression of thought.
    Rage
    You think that was rage?
    You think that was literal?
    You are always literal.



    (Maybe too obtuse a post for you...never mind Bob.)

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    What has naivety got to do with literalism and yes, your post was obtuse. Most of your posts are obtuse.

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    Maybe the stress of being on the run?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    Most of your posts are obtuse.
    To you.
    I wouldn't boast about that if I were you.



    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Maybe the stress of being on the run
    Yes, whoremonger jerk. Of course.
    Where's the gif or the emoji?

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    Had a vasectomu decades ago, never any blood. Suggest your friend seeks advice.

    Has has your wife trying anything to improve her grip. Like a brick hung from her dildo. Get her to the doctor, you may lose your tongue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madman Stressy View Post
    Of course.
    It's no joke bud.

    Healthline: Effects of Stress on the Body.



    You may become infertile.

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