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    You should have called an ambulance, can't take any chances. I cut my ball bag when I scratched it with sharp finger nails. 999 bleeding ball bag being inspected by female paramedics. Got the all clear, no trip in the back of the ambulance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Yes, last March in fact. Bolted a load of blood with my jizz. Went to the doctor the next day, she said that blood in semen was not a red flag (so to speak), but she checked my prostate anyway. The day prior to the incident I had ridden 50 miles off-road on a cyclo-cross bike and had basically ruptured a vessel going over bump after bump - there's normally an explanation. I confided in a friend of mine later on. He had a vasectomy a few years back and still gets the odd incident.

    It sounds like Hermatopsermia, but you may as well go to the docs anyway. Good luck matey.
    Yeh, thanks. I'm pretty sure it's a physical injury in my urethra and not blood in my semen.
    I'll go to a doc tomorrow (not teaching, Lulu, since it's teacher's day and no classes ). My main concern is infection since the uthral membrane is breached.
    It could also be cancer...but if that's the case, it won't heal and within a week I'll know to suspect that.

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    I went to the doctor once. Flopped my dick out on his desk and said

    "Doc, have a look at that.".
    "Why, what's wrong with it?"
    "Nothing" I replied "But have a look - isn't it a beauty".


    Ignore it - if it is will dripping blood in a a week then go to the quack. Women can bleed for a week and not die, so what makes you so special?

    Men!
    "It's a small place so don't tell porkies"

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Ignore it - if it is will dripping blood in a a week then go to the quack. Women can bleed for a week and not die, so what makes you so special?

    Men!

    Funny guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Yes, last March in fact. Bolted a load of blood with my jizz. Went to the doctor the next day, she said that blood in semen was not a red flag (so to speak), but she checked my prostate anyway. The day prior to the incident I had ridden 50 miles off-road on a cyclo-cross bike and had basically ruptured a vessel going over bump after bump - there's normally an explanation.
    You probably know this already, but.........you want to watch out for that, Slap. It is possible to get serious urinary or even erectile problems on account of the urethra being mildly crushed by too much damage from a bike seat. Hence the trend towards seats with a groove down the middle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    I cut my ball bag when I scratched it with sharp finger nails
    The old varnish your nails and sit on your hand trick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    Hence the trend towards seats with a groove down the middle.
    Can you get seats with an artificial vagina?

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    Hope you're okay. Good idea to not let it back up when you're getting older. Knock one out / day to keep the old prostate in tip-top condition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    I went to the doctor once. Flopped my dick out on his desk and said

    "Doc, have a look at that.".
    "Why, what's wrong with it?"
    "Nothing" I replied "But have a look - isn't it a beauty".

    Last visit to my Doctor, I was told to immediately desist from masturbating..

    "But why.?"

    -"Because I'm trying to examine you".

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    See a Urologist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    Can you get seats with an artificial vagina?
    Luigi or Dill posted pics of seats with dicks being ridden by young ladies, but the murderators deleted em.

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    ^ it was a bloke riding that modified saddle mate

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    Thought Tony and Butters would have been on this thread like a shot

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    Absolutely no idea.. when I bleed, I really bleed for a reason. Good luck, hopefully it isn't aids, herpes, etc.

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    Get yourself a nosh off Miss Bombaataa on craigslist

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Get yourself a nosh off Miss Bombaataa on craigslist
    Yeah, maybe I should, just to give Lulu cause for worry.
    ....and future discontent from Ms boombatata when she's with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    You probably know this already, but.........you want to watch out for that, Slap. It is possible to get serious urinary or even erectile problems on account of the urethra being mildly crushed by too much damage from a bike seat. Hence the trend towards seats with a groove down the middle.
    I haven't done as much off-roading since then, and have instead started running and thus fucking up various other parts of my body. I'm quite sure heavy drinking is the way forward.

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    Would be nasty to give a bird a facial, and for a big wad of blood to fly out. How freaked out would the bird be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Would be nasty to give a bird a facial, and for a big wad of blood to fly out. How freaked out would the bird be?

    An extra B1,000 would suffice.

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    ^ check out Mr Moneybags here. Or is that what you charge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Would be nasty to give a bird a facial, and for a big wad of blood to fly out. How freaked out would the bird be?
    Reverse rainbow kiss.


    That would be up Manny's street alright.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    ^ check out Mr Moneybags here. Or is that what you charge?

    Depending on the particular work permit.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    You have hong kong dong. Good news. No need to cut it off. Bad news. Will fall off by itself.
    nasty business that hongkong dong. I wish him a speedy recovery

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    This is just his way of letting people know he still has sex. With another person. A human person.

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    Is it his juggling 1 girlfriend at the same time thread?

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