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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    It took me a little while (I was in denial) but I realized finally that what was in the jar was not just the fibroid, but actually her entire uterus.
    Are you one of those " i might not be a gynaecologist but i'll have a damn good fuckin look at it for ya" kinda guys, LD?


    They took it away the next morning and the wife reckons next week its gonna be studied and we go back to see the results, which is a bit bloidy weird aint it?

    Ive had my fill of learning about womens insides now and lost my mojo, she's still got her fallopian tubes and ovaries so she wont get all hairy and get any mood swings, although she's always had them.

    So what they did take was the uterus and cervix.


    Is that what this fokker was LDMD?








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    That's some scary shit. Luckily there girly bits look a bit better on the outside . Once went out with an Aussie sheila that had a coonta like medusa and a giant clit. Dirty bitch kept trying to bust me ass cherry with that thing. Had to to end the relationship. We just werent compatible. Plus she was a koont of a cook.

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    learned how to use a washing machine today , the proper way to hang clothes out and how to descale an iron.

    It's not been a good day

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    ^ Good tasks for the kids to learn, Dillinger.

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    ^^^ you've a fine set o' legs Dill.

    Seriously though, that's something out of that Life movie on the ISS.

    Don't open the lid.

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    ^^ she's a little diva with worse mood swings than her mother




    Punty eat your heart out





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    That top photo looks rather like the bullocks heart we used to get from the butchers and chop up to feed out family cat.

    I hope you're extra kind to her when she gets out, Dill.....that's a huge loss for her, both physical and psychological.

    But to cut to the chase, how long till you can have sex ???

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    She got discharged yesterday morning and spent the day on the sofa watching the cremation. She's walking a bit funny but not in much pain, although they have a high pain tolerance women, I have to keep telling her to rest on the sofa.

    They pump the belly full of air I think in the theatre and she's been bloated and constipated but had her first poo this morning, which she kindly left unflushed so yeah I reckon I can wait the 4-6 weeks for any hanky panky

    She's not been bleeding and just has 4 tiny half inch nearly healed wounds, one in the belly button.

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    I predict the topic of "mens' needs" and blowjobs being raised in about 2 weeks

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    ^You spelled minutes wrong


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    I'm guessing that you have previously explained to her the very serious situation that men can actually explode if their valve is not actuated at least once a week (minimum) ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    men can actually explode if their valve is not actuated at least once a week
    love Thai folklore...

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