Thread: No beer for 3 days?

Originally Posted by redhaze

Do what they say

I have no choice. As Nidhogg indicated I'm pussy whipped. So to keep the peace and save myself from bleeding to death I'm drying out.

You might find you feel better as a side effect. Never a bad thing...

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

May be the dentist is going to fcuk me on my next visit?

Of course the dentist is...either in the ass or in the wallet....

He may get fooked in the arse Topper but his wallet will be laughing.

Now if he fronted up to a dentist in SepticsVille you would be spot on the money.

Dentist are free in Thailand compared to that shit hole you come from.

Originally Posted by redhaze

It's about the clotting thing. You bleed too much when you drink.

That's right mate, it's a coont when ya fall out of the Dentists chair and hit ya head on his stainless steel spittoon.

Bleed like fook eh.

Hmmm...

Ter, you do have a way of working in or referencing arse fvcking [unconsciously?] throughout most of your posts - regardless of thread course.


Subliminal blurter obsession?
Just asking like.

^

Hey Jeff,

You the serial Scat poster should simply avoid any reference to arses EH.


Ya sic demented Septic Fuk Jeff.

I'd tellem to fuck off and take his Muslim ways and his rusty old dentistry shit back to Had Yia where he belongs.










The cvnt

Respect, Prag...But that dentist owes you a shot of something "sweet"...You probably don't have "access" to the best spliff in the world, but you better believe that the good doc has something better...

Years ago, after periodontal surgery (where his cute "assistant" passed out amidst the blood and bone), I told the doc I was headed straight to work...He couldn't believe it...And he wouldn't let me leave until he'd shot my jaw with some shit that had me floating for hours...

Look him in the eye and tell him you can't face "that woman" without a beer, so "give me something in a needle" to help the initial pain of it all...

Yep drinking thins the blood and reduced clotting. So if you are getting teeth pulled the blood will not form a propper clot to stop the bleeding.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Yep drinking thins the blood and reduced clotting. So if you are getting teeth pulled the blood will not form a propper clot to stop the bleeding.

Screw that.

Just seal it off with one of these.



Cheers.

I just spent 2 grand in the dentist and no one told me to stop drinking.

3 days... bollox to that

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

I thought the same but ..........see Uberman's post.

eh...BLAST!

Originally Posted by terry57

Ya sic demented Septic Fuk Jeff.

Is he really a Septic, Ter? YOU ARE MAKING ME LARF, MATE!

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

I went to the dentist at my local government hospital today. I don't go that often as I hate dentists just even touching my teeth. Anyways I need some work doing but they wouldn't do any today. They said I could only have the work done if I didn't drink beer for 3 straight days.

I've never come across that requirement before in the past. Are they taking the piss or is this a new thing?

Vodka, Gin, Wine,

OK?

Originally Posted by Sumbitch

Originally Posted by terry57

Ya sic demented Septic Fuk Jeff.

Is he really a Septic, Ter? YOU ARE MAKING ME LARF, MATE!

He can't be a septic , I had him down as an owld alcoholic pikie from Liverpool
Maybe thats why I can never understand a thing he posts

I know a guy who did his own DIY filling using Araldite. It still remains intact to this day. That was 11yrs ago.

Originally Posted by Claude

Can the dentist also wants)

Does Jeff have offspring?

Originally Posted by baldrick

Wait for Tax to tell you the truth

and tell you that you are a cnut eyed bollock worshipper

prag, you are a c*nt eyed bollock worshipper..... and thats the truth.

ive never heard about the 3 day abstinence prior to a dental visit, but if you have had a difficult extraction or two, then until a blood clot has fully formed and covered the wound, usually 24 hours or so, it is better to avoid alcohol which can affect blood chemistry, and in fact any liquids that may physically wash away an unstabilised blood clot from the wound. better to drink through a straw so that the liquid bypasses the teeth entirely

alcohol may cause changes in coagulation and raise the chances of fibrinolysis, the breakdown of fibrin in blood clots by blood borne enzymes, fibrin btw, is a fibrous protein involved in the clotting of blood.

Originally Posted by taxexile

prag, you are a c*nt eyed bollock worshipper..... and thats the truth.

How do you come to that conclusion?