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    Quote Originally Posted by crepitas
    Well, tried one capsule two days ago…bloody old fella keeps popping up unannounced like a thirteen yo...for two days so far sometimes in the middle of the night waking me up!
    So where's the update? You say the results are after taking one tab? Wife must be happy crepitas.

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    Since Crepitas apparently isn't up for it, let me give my opinion.

    My experience with Viagra was similar to beerlaodrinker:

    Quote Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker View Post
    ..... had a go at the Viagra once and thought I was going to die, heart pumping, broke out in sweat and face went bright red, the last thing I felt like doing was having a shag.
    So when I read the OP, I thought I would give Gracku a try. After a few doses over the last month, I am convinced that it is effective. The only (minor) side effect I noticed was that the pills inhibit sleep for a few hours.

    For this old, broken down falang it works.

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    I wonder if there is any rat poison or some other toxic substance in that "herbal mixture"...

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    Bought some liquid stimulant once for the gf (read wingman, wingnut, handbag)...

    Came in a little blue bottle...She poured a little in her drink...Had a frenzied first hour where she was pounded to bits, but that was just the start...

    She was so horny she demanded it again immediately...Thoughtless coont wouldn't wait even five minutes and threatened to take it to the street...

    Told her to knock herself out...Then pushed her head down for start-up procedures for a revenge fck that had her screaming for mercy...

    Heh...That shite really got her horns on...

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    Use it in the afternoon then.,or are you a lights out man.



    Quote Originally Posted by Borey the Bald View Post
    Since Crepitas apparently isn't up for it, let me give my opinion.

    My experience with Viagra was similar to beerlaodrinker:

    Quote Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker View Post
    ..... had a go at the Viagra once and thought I was going to die, heart pumping, broke out in sweat and face went bright red, the last thing I felt like doing was having a shag.
    So when I read the OP, I thought I would give Gracku a try. After a few doses over the last month, I am convinced that it is effective. The only (minor) side effect I noticed was that the pills inhibit sleep for a few hours.

    For this old, broken down falang it works.

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    Yep there's no way I'm ever going to tamper with the Viagra again after that little episode, had some good results with the Kamarga jelly though, 100 baht for a sachet , cheaper still if you buy in bulk, does tend to give you a slight headache in the morning though, but that might be just be me having to many beers

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker
    does tend to give you a slight headache in the morning though, but that might be just be me having to many beers
    Supposed to rub it on yer dick, not your head...Wrong head!...

    Seriously, it does give one a headache...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ltnt View Post
    Big C carries the Grakcu in their pharmacy off the shelf for 386 baht...its in the Ladies section for minstrel tonics...
    I tried those minstrel tonics. I turned black and started playing the banjo.

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    I take pycnogenol. Not the french marine bark extract, but a Kiwi one, extracted from native NZ radiata bark (a copy of the more expensive French one, in other words).

    It is very good. I am a health freak (some might say I'm just a freak) I won't deny that lol... but here is my tip for you.

    Raw garlic. Cut very finely, 2 or 3 cloves of raw garlic. Leave for 10 minutes for the allicin content to oxidize with air - then swallow in water (like a shot).

    I know garlic is disgusting and jokes will come flying saying your wife won't kiss you because of the smell, etc but just swallow it in one go, brush your teeth and you will be fine.

    Your ding tong.. will think he's 14 years old again. You will get morning wood again.
    Trust me, try it - thank me later.

    P.S. it might take a few days for the affects to build up (so to speak) best on an empty stomach. It's awesome for general heath as well. Anti-biotic, Anti-bacterial
    while it won't interfere with the good bacteria in your gut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983
    Your ding tong.. will think he's 14 years old again. You will get morning wood again.
    Some of the guys here get morning wood regularly...I just don't get it (no pun intended)...Waking up with a bloke, no matter how pretty, is not for me...

    Butterfly was famous for it, bless his little Belgian waffle...

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123
    I tried those minstrel tonics. I turned black and started playing the banjo.
    Heh...I wondered who was gonna spot that...Is that like piss in a bottle?...

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    haha Baitongboy - I'm getting a stiffy just reading this thread!

    *Not lol.. seriously, garlic works jing jing... of course, I don't need any help down there at my tender age (I take it for general health) but I've noticed... hmmm without going into details, noticeable improvements on what is otherwise perfection. (cough, cough)..


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    I find with Kamagra you can fuck like a porn star all night but there is no end product. You are left dry as a bone with your balls at bursting point but you just cant hit the finishing line.

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    Kamagra - boner 12 hours later (that stood at attention for a further 6 hours), plus a pounding headache.

    I'd rather try herbal stuff (no animal parts majiggery) and garlic.

    Or just a fine looking foxy wench who gives me the 'wild streak'..

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy
    Waking up with a bloke, no matter how pretty, is not for me...
    Seems they feel the same way.
    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy
    Some of the guys here get morning wood regularly I just don't get it
    Must be tough on you seeing them wake up with a hard on and then ignoring you in favour of a wank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baas Babelaas View Post
    Kamagra - boner 12 hours later (that stood at attention for a further 6 hours), plus a pounding headache.

    I'd rather try herbal stuff (no animal parts majiggery) and garlic.

    Or just a fine looking foxy wench who gives me the 'wild streak'..
    Be careful, priapism is a serious medical emergency in the form of a persistent boner that won't go away. Damage can occur, and doctors take it seriously enough in the emergency room to perform surgery to drain the blood if less dramatic treatments don't work.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

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    ^^^^^ Shit, never knew that, never tried Viagra, maybe wont now.

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    When going for a weekend of hotel sport-shagging with a mistress I take a tab of Sidegra.

    Usually between 8-12 times over the 2 nights, which keeps them happy until I can sport-fuk them again.


    Sidegra is an official Thai viagra, price controlled by the government at 180b for 4 100mg tabs, but without prescription most places charge between 200-300b.

    Well worth it for an endless weekend of sport-shagging.
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    My wife said should we try V? I said easier if you lost 10-15 kgs.

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    Everone needs to remember that taking Viagra or Viagra-type products should only be done if you have ED. All the problems seem to occur when this type of product is taken for recreational sex. Having a weak heart is a reason not to try them as well.

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    ED?

    Wish you fookers would use words!

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    Erectile Dysfunction for those who like complete words.

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    No wonder I'd never heard of it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    My wife said should we try V? I said easier if you lost 10-15 kgs
    If my mrs lost that much weight she'd need to run around in the shower just to get wet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickschoppers View Post
    Erectile Dysfunction for those who like complete words.
    I thought it was for Exceptional Dick, sorry

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