I've been going cold-turkey on fizzy pop for the past month due to being in possession of an extremely healthy waste line, so yesterday when I partook of my first Coca-Cola in 30 miserably pointless days, my knackers nigh-on spontaneously exploded.
I had previously lined my ample stomach with a ham and cheese toastie (untoasted of course) from 7/11 and the thought of washing it down with something which didn't contain a spiteful dose of aeration didn't appeal. Water or Oishi Honey and Lemon could go swivel their arses on a rusty nail on this occasion.
I reentered 'the 11' with determined purpose...'ding dong..churn 7 ka'....approached the fizzy drinks dispenser and let rip on the Coke button after fillling the cup to the brim with ice. Bought and paid for, I took the drink out and sat on one of the green or orange reinforced plastic benches provided, pierced the cup lid with the straw and savoured the sheer beauty that is an ice-cold Coca-Cola.
And what's more, by and large they always tend to taste better from the dispenser.
Coca Cola - The Best Drink In The Whole Wide World....Ever..