Thread: Will Cheese kill us?

Just bought a cheese and salami pastry they dont taste to bad

Originally Posted by FlyFree

OP, anything that tastes good, feels good is bad for you.

Not true.

Throttling the trouser python 3 times a day can keep the vas deferens free from gunk and help avoid testicular and prostate cancer.

Also the link between spanking off and blindess or hairy palms has been substantially discredited by a number of BMA endorsed studies in recent years.

So it is good for you as well as feeling good and tasting good!

Just kidding I don't know what it tastes like.

The best place to buy cheese in Thailand is the Emporium in Bangkok , it’s expensive though.

Emporium has a huge range of chesses including the best unpasteurised Roquefort that's got the real cunty taste.

You can’t buy unpasteurised cheese in Aus/N.Z. , I always buy 200gms cut from the whole wheel on my way down to Patts.

I've heard that you should eat no more than a matchbox sized chunk per day.

I can live with that..

Cheese, my addiction! I do not keep much in the house or I will eat all in a day.

I just had 10kgs of cheese delivered this morning. The last lot didn't kill me and I'm hoping this delivery will be as equally benign.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I just had 10kgs of cheese delivered this morning. The last lot didn't kill me and I'm hoping this delivery will be as equally benign.

Would you mind to please send me the message with this company contact detail? Thank you.

Dutch Gourmet Cheese, I've tried a few of these aroi mak maak

Dutch Gourmet Cheese

It's like every thing that us farang like to do is bad for you.

Wanking
Oral sex
Booze
Smoking

Now friging cheeze!!!!

There had better be a heaven!

Originally Posted by Koojo

I get these great chunks of mature Gouda off rounds, great with a drink, also Edam rounds.
here in China it's pretty much take what you can get and it's a constant search for cheese.
I know an American guy who seriously considers kraft slices cheese.
Good bloke apart from that.
it's actually possible to buy an American cheddar here called great lakes, No idea what it tastes like, it's horrendously expensive and I can get NZ Anchor tasty Matured Cheddar at a place in the market district.

Big cheese eater here. Love it. All in moderation. Love a very sharp cheddar with some crackers and salami(The Salami will kill me long before the cheese). Also enjoy Gouda, Edam and Pepper Jack Cheese. Love grating up Pepper jack and tossing it on hot bowl of chili....

Originally Posted by Looper

Originally Posted by FlyFree

OP, anything that tastes good, feels good is bad for you.

Not true.

Throttling the trouser python 3 times a day can keep the vas deferens free from gunk and help avoid testicular and prostate cancer.

Also the link between spanking off and blindess or hairy palms has been substantially discredited by a number of BMA endorsed studies in recent years.

So it is good for you as well as feeling good and tasting good!

Just kidding I don't know what it tastes like.

A: You'll go blind - don't believe the wankers discrediting the science.
B: You'll go to hell
C: You'll get callouses
D: There's a danger that in your evil ecstasy you'll rip it off.
E: The tweezers might stick you in the balls.

Originally Posted by Sailing into trouble

It's like every thing that us farang like to do is bad for you.

Wanking
Oral sex
Booze
Smoking

Now friging cheeze!!!!

There had better be a heaven!

Dont think you will be going there anyway

All dairy products should only be consumed in moderation,some suffer from consumption more than others.Good information in previous posts plus checking out at your annual medical checkup for cholesterol level.
Nothing better though than a matured cheese and savoury biscuits washed down with a good red wine. Dont always feel great the next day but at the time not much better to enjoy.

how disappointing..40 posts and no reference,new take or YouTube link to John Cleese's Cheese Shop..
a classic....

"....not much of a cheese shop is it?"..."...finest in the district.."

"I don't care how fucking runny it is...."...." too late the cats eaten it"

^Link?

K. K. K. I'll Google.

Personally i never touch the stuff.

My fear being based upon the short life expectancy of a mouse, especially when the said substance is placed in one of these ferocious looking devices.




The Cheese Trap, many innocent beings have regrettably succumbed to the temptation

Cheese knives would do a better job.

Originally Posted by Looper

thanks for that...
...was just reminiscing, I guess, that in South African pubs they used to serve complimentary kurds or whey (or whatever the white lumps are) along with some kudu or..Biltong ..lots of salt on the cheese and a pint with an 18 cent shot of brandy..... marvelous..

...probably don't do it now .... Mandela was still in prison in those days

"..and tell that to the kids today and they won't believe ya.."

Originally Posted by DrAndy

my bag stinks

Maybe them trunks need washing


I eat this stuff, it's not too bad, just under 300 baht I think

Originally Posted by gonetwork

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I just had 10kgs of cheese delivered this morning. The last lot didn't kill me and I'm hoping this delivery will be as equally benign.

Would you mind to please send me the message with this company contact detail? Thank you.

Just Google 'Thailand Cheese'.

Wicked, I never thought of that before.

I only use the toaster for toast, and lighting fags when my Fi Check runs out

does it really work? who cleans it all up later?