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dirtydog · 27-10-2005, 09:39 PM

Who the fok do these ppl are think they are kidding, now they had their best fish chips sign up for a couple of years and this evening I finaly got there, I have to admit that thank fok they aint got that foking sign up no more so they aint lieing to too many customers no more.

Now fish and chips to me is a piece of fish in batter with some nice chips and some tartar sauce, yep it's that easy to keep customers happy.

Anyway this is the place someone way down jomtien beach road.

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dirtydog · 27-10-2005, 09:42 PM

Of course as it's a bar and restaurant that is open to the street they have the odd old slapper or two, now the nicest point about this place is that they have a pool table, I have to admit I wasn't impressed by the lino table cloths, but hell I think the owner is a sceptic.

dirtydog · 27-10-2005, 09:46 PM

Moving swiftly onto the bogs, the main urinal was in the kitchen, yeah I know, real class act, the bogs that were behind the door in the kitchen were a bit small, and the foking plumbing was attrocious, ok I have to admit they were clean but as they were part of the kitchen I think they take special care of them.

dirtydog · 27-10-2005, 09:55 PM

Well I suppose we should go onto the food, if you enjoy the cheapest frozen chips deep fried you will love their chips, alas I had to leave most of mine, but the most important part of fish and chips is of course the fish, I mean who can complain about a nice piece of fish fried in batter by the best fish and chip place in Jomtien?

Well these foking cnuts think fish comes in foking nuggets, I mean 135baht for foking fish nuggets, fok me I can get good fish and chips for that price, I have to admit to feeling a little let down due to their advertising campaign, why couldn't they be honest and tell us all their fish and chips is absolutely foking awful?

The foking tartae sauce either had cheese in or was off, I shall know in the morning when I either spray it out of my ass or not, anyway heres a picture of what they consider is fish and chips, foking cnuts....

NickA · 27-10-2005, 10:08 PM

What's the South African flag all about?

Marmite the Dog · 27-10-2005, 11:12 PM

I really cant get the hang of taking pictures of my dinner, but FYI, I had 2 large chicken tacos and a huge salad tonight, for about 200B.

Luvvly!

29-10-2005, 12:56 PM

if you pick a sleazy bar to eat fish and chips at what do you expect? it's like going to a chip shop and expecting them to serve whores.

NickA · 29-10-2005, 01:54 PM

Where do you think whores get their dinner from in England?

dirtydog · 29-10-2005, 04:36 PM

aren't whores allowed in fish and chip shops in the UK now?

NickA · 29-10-2005, 07:30 PM

If they aren't, how do they grease their thighs?

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27-10-2005, 09:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 12:03 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Jomtien Posts: 44,940	Of course as it's a bar and restaurant that is open to the street they have the odd old slapper or two, now the nicest point about this place is that they have a pool table, I have to admit I wasn't impressed by the lino table cloths, but hell I think the owner is a sceptic.

27-10-2005, 09:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 12:03 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Jomtien Posts: 44,940	Moving swiftly onto the bogs, the main urinal was in the kitchen, yeah I know, real class act, the bogs that were behind the door in the kitchen were a bit small, and the foking plumbing was attrocious, ok I have to admit they were clean but as they were part of the kitchen I think they take special care of them.

27-10-2005, 09:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 12:03 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Jomtien Posts: 44,940	Well I suppose we should go onto the food, if you enjoy the cheapest frozen chips deep fried you will love their chips, alas I had to leave most of mine, but the most important part of fish and chips is of course the fish, I mean who can complain about a nice piece of fish fried in batter by the best fish and chip place in Jomtien? Well these foking cnuts think fish comes in foking nuggets, I mean 135baht for foking fish nuggets, fok me I can get good fish and chips for that price, I have to admit to feeling a little let down due to their advertising campaign, why couldn't they be honest and tell us all their fish and chips is absolutely foking awful? The foking tartae sauce either had cheese in or was off, I shall know in the morning when I either spray it out of my ass or not, anyway heres a picture of what they consider is fish and chips, foking cnuts....

27-10-2005, 10:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
NickA This is not my avatar Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 11,396	What's the South African flag all about?

27-10-2005, 11:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
Marmite the Dog ผู้เชี่ยวชาญเปล่า Last Online: Today 04:08 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Simian Islands Posts: 31,861	I really cant get the hang of taking pictures of my dinner, but FYI, I had 2 large chicken tacos and a huge salad tonight, for about 200B. Luvvly!

29-10-2005, 12:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
raunchyroger Guest Posts: n/a	if you pick a sleazy bar to eat fish and chips at what do you expect? it's like going to a chip shop and expecting them to serve whores.

29-10-2005, 01:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
NickA This is not my avatar Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 11,396	Where do you think whores get their dinner from in England?

29-10-2005, 04:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 12:03 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Jomtien Posts: 44,940	aren't whores allowed in fish and chip shops in the UK now?

29-10-2005, 07:30 PM	#10 (permalink)
NickA This is not my avatar Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 11,396	If they aren't, how do they grease their thighs?

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