Bought, paid for and devoured all in the confines of a petrol station.
Firstly, take a look at the egg. Cooked to absolute perfection if you like your kai mai sooked - which I obviously do. You know when you cut through the centre of that bad boy, a stream of yoke will compliment the rest of the ingredients on the plate..making for an unrivalled dining experience.
Next, note the liberal smattering of cucumber, which I thought was abundant enough to merit a drizzle of chili vinegar..
After carefully removing the egg and placing it to one side, the main protein of the dish is revealed - BEEF! Succulent, juicy minced beef flavoured with a smidgen of oyster sauce and a clove or two or garlic - devine, simply fucking devine.
Also note the generous helping of the long green beans, adding a crunchy texture and earthy flavour to the ensemble. And of course, the holy basil from where the name of the dish derived, cunningly woven into the tapestry, stoically labouring in every spoonful.
I finished the plate savouring every mouth full, paid the whopping 37 Thai Baht price tag which incidently included a glass of iced water and let the old lady in the kitchen know that, 'That, my love, was the fucking dog's nuts!'.
37 baht! What would you get for that back in the West? Use of the bogs in Waterloo Sation?