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    ^No taste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
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    Campbells beans
    Crap.
    Agree - if had to eat American beans they'd be Libby's. Heinz is best - in Thailand the local brand isn't too bad (and half the price - but too sweet - though I see they have a reduced sugar variaton too. The suggestion to add HP sauce sounds good. May try that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FailSafe View Post
    Get rid of the beans and tomatoes, replace those potatoes with hash browns, slap some decent bacon on the plate, and that might actually be edible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
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    The mushrooms should look like this and be a minimum of 3" in diameter.

    I prefer the smaller button mushrooms, myself, but a valid comment as you're not a clueless merkin.
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    ^It's got nothing to do with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by robuzo View Post
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    Beans are a must, I put them on the black pudding, also a must. Must be served the old-fashioned way, with coffee.
    No, no and no. Really, Rob...
    Really what? If hairybarracuda can put ketchup (what Russians call Americanski sauce) on his, I can put me beans on me black pudding. They get in it anyway.

    As to coffee, it's Horatio Hornblower, Jack Aubrey and me against you. Of course we are all three fictional characters so you have nothing to worry about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince View Post
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    Considering your breakfast consists of a gay croissant
    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
    Not as gay as croissants
    Whoa whoa whao, stop dropping the old g'bombs around the croissants!

    I happen to eat croissants everyday when I'm not having eggs on toast or a full English brekkie. They're not gay and if memory serves correct the French only made them popular and didn't even invent them.

    I think they were named after the emblem on top of the staffs carried by the Hebrew warrior's. (Crescent/Croissant)

    Warriors = Soldiers = Hard Bastards food.

    And the marmalade that I put on them is probably a British invention.
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    ---- From what I read the Croissant was invented by Viennese. The Ottomans were besieging Vienna and were tunneling under the walls. The bakers being up very early heard them and notified the authorities. In thanks the authorities gave the bakers the right to invent something and name it, to commemorate the event. They made a pastry in the shape of the crescent that adorned the Ottoman flag and then, for some reason, chose to use the French word for crescent to name it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BillyBobThai View Post
    This is it, a typical southern breakfast. Could use a few more eggs.
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    ---- The ham looks fantastic. I'll bet it's honey baked. I don't recognize the rest of the stuff. Maybe the biscuits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BillyBobThai View Post
    From what I have seen, everybody has the English beat as far as food is concerned. Corned beef is the only exception. The most bland shit around, even the Thia's have them beat.
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    The English full breakfast is great. As for the rest...

    I recommend arriving in England in the afternoon, spending the rest of the day drinking Whatney's in a pub, sleeping in a comfortable English bed, eating a huge English Breakfast in the morning, and then FLEEING TO THE CONTINENT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    My offering this morning.
    Blimey mate you,ve got an appetite !

    Quote Originally Posted by deathstardan
    The breakfast served at my place....B150
    All that for 3 quid mate ! where,s that ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles View Post
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    nothing beats this setup for me in the morning:
    Some hash browns, a poor quality steak, some badly cooked eggs, two rather sad looking pieces of fruit and a soggy lettuce leaf. Why?
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    ---- Noodles finds fault with everything. The eggs are merely flipped over which is the way many people prefer them, nothing 'badly cooked' about them. Absolutely nothing to indicate the quality of the meat. Nothing to indicate that the lettuce is wilted. It is obviously (obvious to the informed) the frilly leafed variety. The decorative fruit are doing their job.

    But than again fools say foolish things don't they.
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    Quote Originally Posted by who View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BillyBobThai View Post
    This is it, a typical southern breakfast. Could use a few more eggs.
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    ---- The ham looks fantastic. I'll bet it's honey baked. I don't recognize the rest of the stuff. Maybe the biscuits.
    Knife and 2 spoons?

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    Quote Originally Posted by who View Post
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    Now this IS a nice breakfast.

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    Smoked Kippers and disgusting are words I have never seen together in a sentence before. Who, have you ever tried?

    By the way why do you always post in yellow?

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    Satonic - Re: ---- DISGUSTING ----

    Smoked Kippers and disgusting are words I have never seen together in a sentence before. Who, have you ever tried?

    By the way why do you always post in yellow?

    ---- Good morning Satonic - I hate all fish (but not shellfish). Once a long time ago I was staying at the Goodwood in Singapore and ordered a full English Breakfast from room service. It arrive on a trolly pilled high with covered plates. I uncovered my treasures one by one but when I came to the Kippers I was overwelmed by the stench. I recovered the plate, put it on the floor of a closet, piled a heap of blanket on it and closed the door. I then enjoyed my delicious breakfast.

    I use yellow because I find it to be the most readable against the dark blue background and it also contrasts with the text of most of the messages to which I reply.
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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Saturday morning breakfast:

    One of these, half eaten, cold and squashed onto the side of your face..

    Now were talking !!! Has to be of course washed down with the half drunk bottle of beer that hopefully is not full of dogends from the previous nights debauchery ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by drawp View Post
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    nothing beats this setup for me in the morning:
    Some hash browns, a poor quality steak, some badly cooked eggs, two rather sad looking pieces of fruit and a soggy lettuce leaf. Why?

    Noodles, you're stark raving if you'd turn down steak and eggs, for some pikey two-headed fish, in the morning.



    cause you can get it rather cheap in Las Vegas... from about $3 to $7

    Yes, quite a few deals here.


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    Quote Originally Posted by FailSafe View Post
    Good God- first the Limeys were engaged in a battle over which artery-clogging breakfast will kill you the fastest, and now they're embroiled in some sort of a 'baked bean brouhaha' (notice the alliteration).

    TD never ceases to amuse me.
    It's kind of ironic that they are arguing about what kind of American beans are best in their "English" breakfast.


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    Quote Originally Posted by who
    I use yellow because I find it to be the most readable against the dark blue background and it also contrasts with the text of most of the messages to which I reply. Good Luck - โชคดี, Bill ----
    It hurts, get down the optometrist ffs

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    Heinz also sells baked beans in the US, but there are substantial differences between the Heinz baked beans sold in the UK and the nearest equivalent American product (Heinz Premium Vegetarian Beans). The American product contains brown sugar where the British beans do not, and the US product contains 14g of sugar per 16 oz tin[8] compared to 7g for the British version (equating to 140 vs 90 calories
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    Quote Originally Posted by ribblerat
    Has to be of course washed down with the half drunk bottle of beer that hopefully is not full of dogends from the previous nights debauchery ...
    Hopefully not full of dogends, but not a total disaster even if it is. The kebeb usually has a couple in it somewhere that can be re-lit due to the cold grease congealed around them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii View Post
    Heinz also sells baked beans in the US, but there are substantial differences between the Heinz baked beans sold in the UK and the nearest equivalent American product (Heinz Premium Vegetarian Beans). The American product contains brown sugar where the British beans do not, and the US product contains 14g of sugar per 16 oz tin[8] compared to 7g for the British version (equating to 140 vs 90 calories
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    Amazing the amount of sugar these companies put into things we don't normally think of as sugary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ribblerat
    Has to be of course washed down with the half drunk bottle of beer that hopefully is not full of dogends from the previous nights debauchery ...
    Hopefully not full of dogends, but not a total disaster even if it is. The kebeb usually has a couple in it somewhere that can be re-lit due to the cold grease congealed around them.
    Worst with a can of beer, at least with a bottle you can check if there are any dogends in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    you can check if there are any dogends in it.
    For other confused Americans, a 'dog end' is a cigarette butt- think of 'Aqualung'-

    "Neck hurting bad,
    as he bends to pick a dog end
    He goes down to the bog* and
    warms his feet."

    *toilet


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    They were being polite. More often than 'dog end' they're known as 'fag ends' - just to confuse you more!

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    I am firing up a fag butt as I type this

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