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Food and Drink Thailand is a culinary paradise, but don't keep it hidden. Tell all where the best food is to be found, the best bars, the best Thai and Western restaurants as well as which cockroach infested flea pits to avoid. So tell us about your Dinning experiences in Thailand.

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Old 18-10-2005, 08:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The dog goes Indian
Yep tonite in exactly 18 minutes I'm off to the local curry house for a bum burning experiance, well that will be in the morning, now why the fok me galfriend works till 8pm I have no idea, I assume she is raking the dosh in to tend to me in my old age and keep me in the lifestyle I am not accustomed to.

Anyway I am not sure which curry house we are going to but I want to go to the one that I last went to about a year ago for the last time, I feel sure that it has improved since then and this time will not give me food poisoning, this nasty little place is real low end and in Jomtien complex which is right near me, there is also another in the complex but that was also shite last year but they didn't poison me, you do have to give these places second and third and fourth chances, although I have to admit that shitting 20 or more times perday does tend to make me a bit wary of these places, obviously this being a high end forum catering to people with taste and sophistication there will be no pics of the end product the next day.

Pattaya Restaurant Guide

Fine Italian Dining At Jomtien Complex (Fine Italian Dining with the dog)
My First Visit To Indian Kitchen At Jomtien Complex (The dog goes Indian)
The Blue Room Short Time Bar at Jomtien Complex (Blue Room, Jomtien complex)
The Las Vegas Bar with Nude Pool Playing Girls at Jomtien Complex
Indian Kitchen at Jomtien Complex (Indian Kitchen, Jomtien Complex)
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Old 18-10-2005, 11:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Anyway before I carry on with this review, if you own some place that you feel that the dog should review feel free to pm me, I might add that free booze women and food will get you a good review, if there aint none of these then i'm gonna tell the truth.

Anyway this is where we went this evening, it's in the Jomtien complex and used to be a low end indian food place that done crappy indian food, have things changed I hear you ask, yes the certainly have...
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Old 18-10-2005, 11:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yep it is no more a low end place because they have more than doubled their prices, but has the food quality gone up I hear you ask, well that shall be answered later.

As you can see this place has the ambience of a school hall or hamburger stand, yep no music playing in the background or any of that shite which made it easy to listen in on your neighbours conversations, and no mr german man on table 3, i really dont think she will take it up the ass no matter how much you offer her...
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Old 18-10-2005, 11:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The good bit is everyone gets a party hat, this is probably the best thing I can say about this place, honestely I am really trying to think of great stuff to say about this place, but I seem to have hit a dead end.
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Old 18-10-2005, 11:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yes I realise I am avoiding the food issue, anyway moving onto the bathroom swiftly, the sink was outside the bathroom so you could check which customers washed their hands after having a piss, most did which was quite suprising, I think they were shamed into it as everybody could see they had been into the bogs, the bog was clean but the plumbing was foking attrocious..
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I suppose we must move onto the food at some stage, the menu was absolutely foking fantastic, the descriptions were mouth watering, looking at the prices though I assumed we must be in the best indian in thailand, I got to admit I was looking forward to this, we ordered drinks first and 90baht for a small beer I thought was a bit over the top but hell, we must be in the best indian in thailand for the prices they were asking, main dishes started at a mere 190 foking baht, and that was just the chicken stuff, this I realised must be good stuff.

here's some of our starters.
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Now those above are supposed to be foking onion bhajies, now these foks cost 90 foking baht and are just foking onion ring type of things, I mean fok me I don't goto an Indian for foking onion rings and pay foking 90baht for these cnuts, anyway at this time so more dishes arrived.
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well all in all it cost me 900baht plus tip to learn to not goto this place again, the husband and wife team have no idea how to cook indian food, this must have been the most poor attempt at indian food I have ever eaten, their only saving grace was that the papadoms were good, but they were probably frozen and from foodland, I really wouldn't reccommend this place unless you are so starved and couldn't walk another 10 meters, plus the prices they are charging I expect a nicer ambience, and better service, and better foking food.

Anyway if you want the dog to review your place just ask
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Jules used to do a good curry.

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I saw him today outside jomtien palace, didn't have time to stop though.
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Ahh I forgot the condom thingys, Ok the green stuff wasn't minty at all and was as spicey as hell, the sweet stuff was some thai stuff, and the pickled onions were something my mother would attempt to make and force feed me as a child..
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Ahh Those were my sons, anyway stop messing up my reveiws cos I think I can make some money out of this from the restaurants and giving them an honest unbiased review, well that's aslong as they pay me anyway, next week look forward to a review by the dog on big johns place. ps don't use his pcs after I have been on them cos I may fok around with them a little bit
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I shall be going incognito, the only thing that may give me away is if they see the flash from my camera going off in the bogs, I was thinking of getting a pet cockroach and keeping it in a matchbox, leave the box half open on somebody elses table as I leave
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well all in all it cost me 900baht plus tip to learn to not goto this place again, the husband and wife team have no idea how to cook indian food, this must have been the most poor attempt at indian food I have ever eaten
Is that the place the Bangladeshi guy and his Thai wife own? Or is it the one across from the tailor shops and Kiss Food?

A lot of Brits seem to like Neeroy's, but I thought it was crap. Got the shits both times I went.
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