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    Lunch in Issan

    My two year old daughter and I took a 3km or so stroll for a a bit of grub this lunch time. Dividends are currently being reaped as she's now sparko in front of a Peppa Pig DVD..

    Through the fields we roamed, negotiating all types of venomous wildlife..although the dog came with us, so I let the little fucker test the water as it were..'right, go there, if you get lunged at by an irrate cobra then we're offski'

    As you can see, the soil has been washed with the blood of Issan slaves, but we deftly skipped through it, hunger pangs egging us on to our destination..

    Now, my daughter insists this beanie should be donned on our viking hikes for rations, and rightly so..the sun was beating down like a bastard..



    The journey continued with many a hindrance. My dog, despite an aggressive plea by myself, was angrily chased from our route by a trio of larger dogs..poor little fucker..still, at least the fat fuck got a bit of exercise.

    Upon arriving at the restaurant, read: shack in the middle of bastard nowhere.. we sat down and eagerly quenched our thirts..



    I ordered the Khao Pad Kai for the nipper and a Pad Krapow Nua sai kai dow (Mai Sook mo fo) for myself..

    "Khao pad hai dek?" the chef asked...

    "Indeed, indeed" I replied..

    Well, my food came out as expected...



    But my daughter's was presented without a single piece of greenery in sight..



    Perhaps, some dieticians might give this place a visit....and educate the fuckers.

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    cracking lil nipper you got there slaps!


    did you indulge in a beer between ya?

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    The food looks nice (love a bit of kapow meself), but why is the little 'un wearing two different sandals?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunsetter
    did you indulge in a beer between ya?
    She points to a bottle of ale and refers to it as 'daddy'..very fucking worrying indeed.



    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    but why is the little 'un wearing two different sandals?
    same sandals but right one minus a bow, courtesy of dog.

    Yep, my food very pleasant..but the shite they dished up to the nipper was first rate cack...very dissapointed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    She points to a bottle of ale and refers to it as 'daddy'..very fucking worrying indeed.
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    lunch in isaan

    what a lovely kid slaps.you didnt feed out of a beer bot.as a baby did you? lets see the dog.

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    I can't bring myself to eat in these shit-holes any more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taffyapple
    lets see the dog
    ..here he is, little Tuna..used to be bang into early morning yapping..half a dozen hammer throws later and he's curbed the habit..



    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    I can't bring myself to eat in these shit-holes any more.
    I was more than satisfied with my food...but disgusted at the assumption that children don't eat veg..

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    Very lovely nipper there STS, you must feel very proud to have sired such a cutie.

    Tell me, is she currently sporting a similar hairmass as her father?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Lick
    Tell me, is she currently sporting a similar hairmass as her father?
    She's gone for the slowly but surely method of farang hair growth..rather than the instant black mop look...Pater sports a similar do, yes..

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    I am very envious of babies/small children as they all seem to have more headhair than myself. Life can be very unfair sometimes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    why is the little 'un wearing two different sandals?
    I believe that they are the same if you look closely...just poorly made Chinese crap...probably made with toxic chemicals to boot..

    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    same sandals but right one minus a bow, courtesy of dog.
    There you go, question answered...I remember as a child that shoes were tougher than that. For such an excuse for a mutt to be able to remove the bow..Gadsooks what is manufacturing comijng to these days!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    I can't bring myself to eat in these shit-holes any more.
    I totally agree...well actually my arse and guts totally agree there. I am sick of being sick from these retards...
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    If you take your finger out of your nose/arse crack/underwear for 5 mins I'll tell you"
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