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    7/11 Fare

    I'm not a proud person as you will soon find out after reading this rather harrowing admission:

    " I go in 7/11 every fucking day of the week"

    I'm pretty much on first name terms with the staff now, as in they call me 'you' and I call them 'useless bastards'.
    But eventually we reach the conclusion that for 1,678th time that, No, I DON'T want my fucking ham, cheese and egg toastie, toasted.

    But today, my eyes were diverted from the glistening package of the toasted sandwiches to the other prepacked fellas which dwell some 3 shelves above them.

    Something was a miss;

    Tuna mayo - check

    Cheese and Ham - Check

    Putrid pretend crab - Check

    Something that looks like puke in between two slices - Check.

    But hey, what the fucks this..there's a sandwich that has been previously unaccounted for..
    Looks quite pleasant..sausage meat and egg..let's buy it..



    If you have unscathed eyesight and masturbation hasn't played a major role during the long winter evenings, you may be able to make out the sales pitch on the packet which proudly boasts..

    "This sandwich is delicious, we want you to try this sandwich"

    But unfortuantely it tasted like shit, so back to the good old cheese, egg and ham tomorrow.

    Yeh favourite 7/11 grub, chaps?

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    Can't green ya any more, but you are a funny guy. Had me laughing twice during that one short presentation.

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    They have stopped doing the chili dogs around 22 baht each and delicious, almost like real food.

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    take cover DD is going to be coming running

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    foker beat me

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    ^You don't realise what a godsend those 7/11's are, 10 years ago when they wern't here snacks consisted of stuff like pad kappow gristle and fat, the local mom and pop shops had everything covered in dirt and dust, most stuff was out of date, it was awful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    They have stopped doing the chili dogs
    Ithink they were only on sale for 4 months or so..local cretins don't know a good thing when it bats them..
    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
    Had me laughing twice during that one short presentation.
    Just telling it like it is DK, you don't laugh, crying will rapidly insue..

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    They still have the foot long chilli dogs up our way
    like to eat them with a packet of hula hoops .!!

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    ^Must be old stock, you will probably die of food poisoning, got anything you want to donate to td

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    Quote Originally Posted by welshtaffia
    like to eat them with a packet of hula hoops .!!
    Hula Hoops!! Or do you mean the Jack and Jill jobbies? Which actually come a fairly close second to the original hoop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by welshtaffia
    like to eat them with a packet of hula hoops .!!
    Hula Hoops!! Or do you mean the Jack and Jill jobbies? Which actually come a fairly close second to the original hoop.
    Not sure of the name..but yes think they are the ones they taste pretty good and a very close second to hulu hoops ..have other ones also they look like twiglets think they come in cheese and spicy flavour they are also good
    I started of in life with fcuk all, and I still got most of it left !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    ^Must be old stock, you will probably die of food poisoning, got anything you want to donate to td
    Like you say DD probably OS ..got a well used liver and kidney if any one wants them

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    Quote Originally Posted by welshtaffia
    have other ones also they look like twiglets
    Twiglets or Nik Naks?,,come on man, get a grip.

    Although just the mention of Twiglets had my knob violently twitching..

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by welshtaffia
    have other ones also they look like twiglets
    Twiglets or Nik Naks?,,come on man, get a grip.

    Although just the mention of Twiglets had my knob violently twitching..
    yeh you are right again they look like Nik Naks...Now if you was talking about Monster munch my knob would be violently twitching !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by welshtaffia
    Now if you was talking about Monster munch my knob would be violently twitching
    If you were talking about monster munch I'd need to pop into the bog to conduct a mop up..

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    My standard 7Eleven meal which I have when there's no other food around is:

    The cheese and ham version of the sandwich pictured above.
    A packet of Jack n' Jills Hoops or a 10bt packet of Lays.
    A Snikers Bar
    A 20bt size bottle of milk.

    I like to open the sandwich up and fill it full of crisps and then crunch it closed.

    And for some reason I always have the cheese side of the sandwich first and then the ham side. Then the milk and Chocolate for dessert.

    Its a good meal if you've got a cracking hangover and can't face real food.

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    The food in the 7/ 11 runs a good chance of giving one a major stroke and the best part of them is checking out the cracking looking Uni students that work there.

    Oh yes, good for water and alcohol as well.

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    Cheese and Ham croissants and a packet of crisp, plain ones.

    Wave mai, yes i give them the crisp the other day, no cannot, tam mai? OK fuk you i go home to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    I like to open the sandwich up and fill it full of crisps and then crunch it closed.
    Good lord, yes...the sangers need beefing up.



    Quote Originally Posted by FarangRed
    Cheese and Ham croissants and a packet of crisp, plain ones.
    Yep. another viable option..even though the croissants can be butchered in one bite..by fat cnuts anyway..

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    Ahh, pickled onion monster munch, I've overdosed on them over xmas, and greggs sausage rolls and mince pies. Sick of Ambrosia rice pudding and fray bentos pies now too. And the chicken kebabs, balti's, sweet and sour pork from the Chinese, butterball turkey, lamb chops, bacon,sausage heinz beans and egg double deckers with daddies sauce.

    Oh the 7/11 ?

    Sorry got carried away there,


    Chicken burger, might bring some heinz salad cream over to do that justice
    Smokey Bi' aint bad in a bag with ketchup and a stick
    The chilli dogs were ok until I got an unheated one.
    Don't tend to eat anything from there now, mainly use the place for fags booze and lipo

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    They used to do a nice piece of chicken that if you took it home, heated it up and put it between bread made a good sandwich.

    They might still do it but I've not looked for it for years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by welshtaffia View Post
    They still have the foot long chilli dogs up our way


    I always point to those and tell the counter girls mine is bigger

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    ham cheese and egg toastie for me too and i get all arsey if they don't have any

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    Quote Originally Posted by jizzybloke View Post
    ham cheese and egg toastie for me too and i get all arsey if they don't have any
    These ham and cheese toastie are actually quite good and if you're feeling rather adventurous like the OP who ate that mashed pigs cock spread with a microwaved egg , try the chicken pizza toastie

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    Did anyone ever try the Strawberry & Cheese toasty they sold for a while last year?



    Now I went to Uni, smoked a lot of dope, and made some crazy bloody toasties but this is so fucked up that can it only have been created by the marketing team at 7Eleven Thailand. I didn't buy one by the way.

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    ^ I remember a couple of years ago spotting a nice looking iced bun in a 7/11 somewhere . I'm having that , said I , all excited like . Lovely and fresh with sweet icing on top ................ and filled with tuna ! WTF? Who thinks these combinations up ? Can't eat iced buns anymore

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