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somtamslap

I happened upon a place which served lashings and lashings of the latter category of the thread title, today.
This place.
It should be immediately uprooted and tossed into the pit of hades.



The intial outlook was good. A warm 'sawasdee kaaaaaaa' from the serving wench behind the counter, who warned me that the order I had just place was indeed 'spicy', was I able to eat it?
I'd ordered a chicken breast burger with chips, I was quite sure my pallet would be able to handle the pending onslaught of erm..chicken.

So, I was led to my seat by this young lady, who had a look in her eye that suggested she wanted taking round the back and rumping, but my thoughts were on the feast I was about to recieve.

somtamslap

I've grown a little tired of rice and chilli water fish over the last few years, so a sign like this had me frothing at the mouth..



I carefully studied the my fellow patrants. Were they happy with their food. This chap certainly was. He'd ordered the chicken burger, a salad, a spaghetti bolagnaise and a coke and was eagerly tucking in..



I twiddled my thumbs in great expectancy of the feast. After a 5 minute wait the waitress graced my table with the cuisine annnnnnnd IT WAS SHEEEEEET.

The burger bun was the size of a fucking paracetemal, and soggy as feck cos they'd put half a bastard pineapple in it, the salad was dripping with filth that looked like it'd come out of a randy bull's testicles and the actual chicken I wouldn't have fed my dog, because my dog wouldn't have fucking well eaten it.

But, I'm a fat [at][at][at][at], so....

MeMock

Never tell a photo story backwards like you have.

Rural Surin

Chester's dead.

jizzybloke

I do enjoy a good bit of shitty fast food but i've never even been tempted to go into a chesters!

somtamslap

Give me one of these bad boys any day..

somtamslap

First and last time for me today. Don't get alot of choice round here, it KFC or nothing.

jizzybloke

I wasn't there for long but can't remember seeing any junk food places in Pak Chong, i think i was clucking for a good bit of stodge then too!

dirtydog

If your willing to eat at chesters then you would quite enjoy some of 7/11s fine offerings

somtamslap

Nearest place for the good stodge is Bangers and I'm not prepared to travel for 3 hours to get a Burger King, although the thought has crossed my mind.



In a fight 7/11 would be Mike Tyson and Chesters would be a little girl wearing a pink sweater. No contest. 7 kick the shit out of Chesters.

klong toey

You have made nearly 800 post,but still stupid enough to venture in to such a fine dinning establishment.
Hope you learnt a lesson stick to the cheap street food stools,20 baht for a bowl of noodles a much better deal.

Deck Ape

McDonald's in Korat seems to have two advantages over the U.S franchises.

#1 they serve a 'double big Mac. 4 'beef' patties instead of 2 increase the meat to bun ratio which I always consideres this sandwich's weak point.

#2 They serve McRibs.



marginally better than Chester's

peterpan

But YOU did you fat bastard

Plan B

I went to chesters once.

somtamslap

What can I say, my dogs a picky fucker, will only rifle the bins for frsh nappies rather than old ones . Come to Chesters were our food tastes like week old pampers.



Yes, its a case of 'fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me' - no sane person would ever consider a second visit unless they have masachistic tendensies.

daveboy

I had probably my worst food poisoning experience ever after eating in Chester Grill lay me out for days.

sabang

Mrs brought me home a KFC burger yesterday afternoon. It was fukking vile.

dirtydog

^Should have had the chicken nuggets bit of ketchup and they taste quite nice, well if you like the taste of ketchup that is.

somtamslap

Whenever I'm in KFC I always go for the Cheesy Puff Gai, its not too offensive and is relatively healthy. It must be, it has a semi flourette of brocoli in it.

Rural Surin

Marginally better....only if you're numb from the neck up.