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The Gentleman Scamp · 10-06-2008, 09:10 AM

Has anyone heard of this stuff before?

On my last night in Pattaya I was ended up joining some Aussies outside the Buffalo bar on 3rd rd and they were very happy.

They offered me a drink and poured what looked like fortified white wine into a glass and mixed it with red berry green tea and it was not only delicious but it got me hammered.

Not only did it get me hammered but it was only 25baht for a wine sized bottle.

Not only was it very cheap, but it turned me into a fanny magnet, and a silicone breasted vixen I'd met in Walking Street earlier in the evening with hotpants that were so short they were more like a red denim thong - rang me up and demanded to meet me, asking if she could go home and snuggle with me as she was lonely.

Needless to say I had a good time. I'm not quite sure what her line of work is but I told my new Aussie friends who were called Sato Steve, Sato Simon and Sato Greg that she was a union delegate for IBM and they said, "Cool" and we all clinked glasses.

From the moment I discovered Sato, the night lasted until 6am - I got pissed and laid for a total of 45 baht and had no hangover.

Maybe I just got lucky, anyway - here's to Siam Sato.

Siam Sato - Google Image Search

kingwilly · 10-06-2008, 09:12 AM

Rocket fuel and petrol, fighting juice.

it causes blindness you know.

peterpan · 10-06-2008, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

and a silicone breasted vixen I'd met in Walking Street earlier in the evening with hotpants that were so short they were more like a red denim thong - rang me up and demanded to meet me, asking if she could go home and snuggle with me as she was lonely.

I'm not quite sure what her line of work is

Aaaaah, Let me guess, a katoey hooker

reinvented · 10-06-2008, 10:02 AM

the country hooch stuff is grand

the siam stuff is about 75% sugar
sets my teeth on edge

DrB0b · 10-06-2008, 10:19 AM

The Gentleman Scamp · 10-06-2008, 11:59 AM

Does the shocking originality of 'Maybe your girl was a bloke' really justify three laughing smileys?

I would have mentioned her stretch marks if I'd forseen such a predictable and adolescent KW'esque response. It's the sort of thing the Sato boys would laugh at.

bkkmadness · 10-06-2008, 12:30 PM

So it was either a katoey or a silicone breasted stretch marked Pattaya hooker? Things are looking up Scamp, now back to the UMC with you.

tsicar · 10-06-2008, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Has anyone heard of this stuff before?
They offered me a drink and poured what looked like fortified white wine into a glass and mixed it with red berry green tea and it was not only delicious but it got me hammered.
Not only did it get me hammered but it was only 25baht for a wine sized bottle.
Not only was it very cheap, but it turned me into a fanny magnet, and a silicone breasted vixen I'd met in Walking Street earlier in the evening with hotpants that were so short they were more like a red denim thong - rang me up and demanded to meet me, asking if she could go home and snuggle with me as she was lonely.
Maybe I just got lucky, anyway - here's to Siam Sato.

Siam Sato - Google Image Search

if it is the same stuff they brew in isaan, i drink it all the time. interesting is the brewing process. i brewed my own beer for many years, and if you saw how this stuff is made, you wouldn't believe it could work.
they cook up a batch of sticky rice, wash it so it doesn't stick together, then strain all the liquid off. then they add the "yeast". secret recipe stuff, and only this yeast works-i tried with brewers yeast and it doesnt work. after mixing it up a bit it is placed in a container and left to ferment for a few days, after which water is added, and you then have an instant, very sweet "rice beer" (sato),
which increases it's potency, becoming less sweet and more bitter the longer it is left to stand.
be careful where you buy this stuff. the thais tell me that some "brewers " will add a percentage of insecticide (the very dangerous and evil polydol, which is banned in most developed countries) to give the stuff more of a kick!

The Gentleman Scamp · 10-06-2008, 04:34 PM

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be careful where you buy this stuff.

Surely 7-Eleven is a safe bet?

deathstardan · 10-06-2008, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

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be careful where you buy this stuff.

Surely 7-Eleven is a safe bet?

Their hotdogs are a hospital visit waiting to happen...

The Gentleman Scamp · 10-06-2008, 05:19 PM

^ I have never known 7-Eleven to sell food - and by that I mean something edible without wretching.

sabang · 10-06-2008, 05:21 PM

Better than Yaa Dong the scampy?

Fabian · 10-06-2008, 11:03 PM

So have you discovered Lao Kao already?

Sato is something like a rice wine but not filtered. Very awful stuff.

My ex's neighbour's wife mixed it with chang. I tried that, now this gave a bad headache.

BobbyTits · 10-06-2008, 11:43 PM

Scamp one day you should write a book about your adventures and if all goes as planned it will be made into a screenplay for the movies.

I wonder who could play you ?

Doggsy · 11-06-2008, 12:49 AM

^^^^ dont let dirty dog hear you dissing the 7 Eleven food. Thats part of his staple diet!

sabang · 11-06-2008, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by BobbyTits

I wonder who could play you ?

Rupert Everett is looking for work.

10-06-2008, 09:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
The Gentleman Scamp The Peoples Champ Last Online: 01-12-2008 10:23 AM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Home Posts: 6,247	Siam Sato - Too good to be true? Has anyone heard of this stuff before? On my last night in Pattaya I was ended up joining some Aussies outside the Buffalo bar on 3rd rd and they were very happy. They offered me a drink and poured what looked like fortified white wine into a glass and mixed it with red berry green tea and it was not only delicious but it got me hammered. Not only did it get me hammered but it was only 25baht for a wine sized bottle. Not only was it very cheap, but it turned me into a fanny magnet, and a silicone breasted vixen I'd met in Walking Street earlier in the evening with hotpants that were so short they were more like a red denim thong - rang me up and demanded to meet me, asking if she could go home and snuggle with me as she was lonely. Needless to say I had a good time. I'm not quite sure what her line of work is but I told my new Aussie friends who were called Sato Steve, Sato Simon and Sato Greg that she was a union delegate for IBM and they said, "Cool" and we all clinked glasses. From the moment I discovered Sato, the night lasted until 6am - I got pissed and laid for a total of 45 baht and had no hangover. Maybe I just got lucky, anyway - here's to Siam Sato. Siam Sato - Google Image Search

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10-06-2008, 09:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
kingwilly Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 23,649	Rocket fuel and petrol, fighting juice. it causes blindness you know.

10-06-2008, 10:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
reinvented Wat Phra Kaeo Last Online: Yesterday 10:36 PM Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: top of soi 2 Posts: 892	the country hooch stuff is grand the siam stuff is about 75% sugar sets my teeth on edge

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DrB0b Burning in Hell Last Online: Today 12:09 AM Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: OGLE-2005-BLG-390Lb Posts: 4,365	^^

10-06-2008, 11:59 AM	#6 (permalink)
The Gentleman Scamp The Peoples Champ Last Online: 01-12-2008 10:23 AM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Home Posts: 6,247	Does the shocking originality of 'Maybe your girl was a bloke' really justify three laughing smileys? I would have mentioned her stretch marks if I'd forseen such a predictable and adolescent KW'esque response. It's the sort of thing the Sato boys would laugh at.

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bkkmadness The Fishkeeper Last Online: Today 02:30 AM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Bangkok Posts: 4,268	So it was either a katoey or a silicone breasted stretch marked Pattaya hooker? Things are looking up Scamp, now back to the UMC with you.

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The Gentleman Scamp The Peoples Champ Last Online: 01-12-2008 10:23 AM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Home Posts: 6,247	^ I have never known 7-Eleven to sell food - and by that I mean something edible without wretching.

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sabang Watching the Wheels Last Online: Today 01:42 AM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: east of Pattaya Posts: 8,466	Better than Yaa Dong the scampy?

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Fabian Elite Member Last Online: Today 01:10 AM Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hamburg, cold dark Germany Posts: 3,897	So have you discovered Lao Kao already? Sato is something like a rice wine but not filtered. Very awful stuff. My ex's neighbour's wife mixed it with chang. I tried that, now this gave a bad headache.

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BobbyTits I am in Jail Last Online: 21-08-2008 01:02 AM Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 561	Scamp one day you should write a book about your adventures and if all goes as planned it will be made into a screenplay for the movies. I wonder who could play you ?

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Doggsy Koh Lanta Last Online: Yesterday 07:00 PM Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Lincolnshire Posts: 108	^^^^ dont let dirty dog hear you dissing the 7 Eleven food. Thats part of his staple diet!

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