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DJ Pat

DD with all the crap you've eaten in the duration of this thread I am shocked you're not in hospital on a drip somewhere.

dirtydog

I come from good stock Pat

Anyway I believe when 7/11 offer Gold Cards I will be one of the first, this was Friday nights offering from 7/11 in Pattaya, another 22baht hot dog, these really aint that bad for the money, you can see I am concerned about my health as under the mayo I have some raw onions.



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dirtydog

Last night in Jomtien was a bit of a disaster though, 30baht for a slice of Neo Pizza, now some of these pizzas are actually edible, but if your first experience of eating anything Teriyaki flavoured was one of these pizzas you probably would avoid it for the rest of your life, is teriyaki Japanese for soggy gooey cardboard flavoured food? Because that is how you would descripe this pizza

Panda

Hey! Give the man some time.
It takes years to clog up arteries. It all works on the inverse square law. As your cornary arteries clog up with the shit you eat you don't notice it till its too late.

dirtydog

Fok this evening was embarrassing, off I went to 7/11 in Jomtien, smokey pork bite hot dog at 12baht sounded a good deal, wanted a chicken one as well, sadly no chicken though, so she offers me 3 pork ones for 30baht, now these hotdogs are okay for a snack, but who the fok in their right mind would eat 3 of them, she then offers me 2 for 20baht with as much salad as I can cram down my neck for free, hell I went for that, trouble is Thais don't eat mustard, got the ketchup on my dogs, bit of mayo, but the mustard wouldn't come out, decided to have a look at the squeezy bottle to see how to open it or turn it on, saw that the end was blocked with congealed gunk, squeezed it a bit harder, and harder, and harder then the foking stuff shot out and foking went everywhere, foking on their poxy ceiling and bloody every where, even got the poxy stuff in my hair............

dirtydog

My two hotdogs for 20baht with a filling and lovely salad.

November Rain

^ That's
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Bet you're a real wow at the Sizzler salad bar...

good2bhappy

Have you tried the new spicey burger?

dirtydog

^Not yet, they seem to be getting all new stuff all the time, trouble is a lot of the times I get these urges it's like 3 or 4am, so they have nothing on display
Salad is what you feed your livestock on to make it taste nice for human consumption, sheep eat green stuff, Kiwis have sex with them, then they are eaten, the sheep that is not the Kiwis.

dirtydog

Foking unbelieveable, a 5 page thread on eating out at the poxy 7/11, when I started this thread I think they had like 6 different hotdogs and a couple of burgers, jees, they even do toasted sandwiches now, but I don't like toasted sandwiches, couple of hot dogs would go down well now though

rawlins

Try a vacuum packed brown boiled egg from 7-11.... Not the flavour you would expect for an egg that looks like that... Took me by surprise anyway... And I'm not easily surprised...

Crab sticks... I love them:

dirtydog

I believe crab sticks have to be called the odds and ends bits of fish nowadays in the UK due to not having any crab in them, although the flavouring and chemicals they use do taste nice

Anyway a couple of nights ago it was a cheese bite hotdog and a smokey, got to admit I am getting to like these.

Red dragon

7/11 do hot dog toasties so why not combine the love hate relationship and see how you go??

jizzybloke

^^love the way you put this crap on cutlery to try to make it look better!

sunsetter

tried those sausage balls they microwave for you? they come in rectangular plastic boxes for about 40-50 baht, hit the spot for a snack
make sure they dont over nuke em though, ruined if they dry them out

Rattanaburi

This thread should be titled 7Eleven Cuisine. Stuff like this is getting to be a normal part of the Thai diet in cities. Where is this country going to. I eat it too. I just have no other choice where I am. It sure would be nice to live near a large market with other choices. There are now 4,402 stores in LOS. Is there any hope?