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dirtydog · 13-03-2008, 12:41 AM

Well I have eaten more salad type stuff this week than I did all last year, salad is pretty crappy and given the choice I wouldn't bother eating it, things were so dire I smothered it in the American mustard that 7/11 has for free, didn't help out much but gave it some flavour.

This hotdog is the Vermecelli one, I thought vermecelli was like glass noodles, just tasted like meat to me, at 15baht this is one of 7/11 high end hotdogs.

peterpan · 13-03-2008, 10:12 AM

I didn't think it possible, but it just gets worse.

jaiyenyen · 17-03-2008, 06:46 PM

Good to see that you were not tempted to add common chips to your plate, but preferred to go 'upmarket' with Game Chips. Nice touch DD

Rambo · 20-03-2008, 04:22 PM

I do recall a place along tepprassit road run by a couple and it was called Tim and mags. They did a good breakfast there but now the place seems to have gone way down hill. No Tim or Mag to be seen any more...some english couple run the place now..

Anyone know the story there?

Luckydog · 20-03-2008, 04:27 PM

Go to Neeroys Fish and Chip shop (opposite Crazy Daves) for the best meal in Town - 99bht!

The Chips are like Mother made and the Fish is excellent. Too much to eat so I take half home!

Rambo · 20-03-2008, 04:52 PM

Worst fish and chips I ever had was at some place on that stretch of road before Jomtiem Beach Road and after the junction with Thepprassit Road.

dirtydog · 25-03-2008, 10:48 PM

2am at your local Pattaya 7/11 and things must be pretty dire, the hotdogs are all back in the fridge, the salad counter, well if we had the front to call it a counter has been open for several hours waiting for one of the staff to empty it out and throw it away, but, they will microwave you a hotdog

now this is the beasty, it's a 12 inch long chicken frankfurter which tastes pretty much like the rest of their hotdogs, but at 18baht it is a bargain, they have to cut this beasty in half as there has been rumours of the natives using these as sex toys, and, as we all know sex toys are illegal in Thailand, anyway chuck a few sauces on it and it aint too bad.

BobbyTits · 25-03-2008, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rambo

I do recall a place along tepprassit road run by a couple and it was called Tim and mags. They did a good breakfast there but now the place seems to have gone way down hill. No Tim or Mag to be seen any more...some english couple run the place now..

Anyone know the story there?

I have eaten there a few times and found it Ok.

Are the new people the Tattooed looking thug and his Mum ? or were they the old owners ?

How about those waiters

BobbyTits · 25-03-2008, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtydog

2am at your local Pattaya 7/11 and things must be pretty dire, the hotdogs are all back in the fridge, the salad counter, well if we had the front to call it a counter has been open for several hours waiting for one of the staff to empty it out and throw it away, but, they will microwave you a hotdog

now this is the beasty, it's a 12 inch long chicken frankfurter which tastes pretty much like the rest of their hotdogs, but at 18baht it is a bargain, they have to cut this beasty in half as there has been rumours of the natives using these as sex toys, and, as we all know sex toys are illegal in Thailand, anyway chuck a few sauces on it and it aint too bad.

Do you take anti coagulants on a daily basis ?

dirtydog · 18-04-2008, 11:19 AM

Well back from America it was time to visit 7/11 again, actually I was waiting for them to change my engine oil in the petrol station and the petrol station next door has a 7/11 and I was bloody hungry, so this time I splashed out and really went over board, yep, the 20baht chicken burger, it's actually not that bad, the bread is tasteless, the burger is tasteless, so chuck a few onions on it and some sauce and you have a nice snack that tastes of onions and sauce.

dirtydog · 26-04-2008, 01:59 PM

Time to try some of 7/11s more exotic meals, yep, the 30baht pizza slices, this one is The Hawaii Pizza, not sure what was on it as it really didn't taste of anything noticeable, just a gungy mess on top of some gungy dough, the worrying thing is that they have a 10 day shelf life in the fridge, how they manage to make it last so long I don't really like to think about, I couldn't imagine buying a pizza and sticking the leftovers in the fridge for 9 days and then zapping it in the microwave

Texpat · 26-04-2008, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtydog

Dirty Dogs, Done Dirt Cheap!

DJ Pat · 26-04-2008, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BobbyTits

Are the new people the Tattooed looking thug and his Mum ? or were they the old owners ?

I think they're the current owners and that is not his mum.

Try talking to that "thug", you'll find that he's indeed a nice normal bloke.

dirtydog · 29-05-2008, 11:48 PM

Well 7/11 reaches new lows with their sandwichies, never have I had a sandwich taste so digusting, in the shop it says 22 baht, the gits charged me 31 baht, no idea of the correct price but this is the sort of thing to buy people that you hate.

sabang · 30-05-2008, 12:00 AM

I used to have a bit of a weakness for 711 microwaved Dim Sum- quite popular in HK. You however are succesfully turning me off 711 food DD, for which my GP would certainly thank you if I had one.

For a truly dire, never to return eating experience, do try one of those 711 sandwiches filled with some sickly sweet icky stuff with a colour like babies poo.

You'll be glad you didn't.

jizzybloke · 30-05-2008, 12:01 AM

^^i eat them

the crab stick ones.

dirtydog · 31-05-2008, 06:18 PM

They are also now doing toasted sandwiches, I have never really been into toasted sandwiches but I believe it could be a new low for me

Also the sandwich above they had cut the crust off, why do Thais do that? I mean I am well 'ard, I even eat the seeds in tomatos, so whats this obsession with cutting the edges off of the bread.

Fabian · 31-05-2008, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtydog

I mean I am well 'ard, I even eat the seeds in tomatos.

Oh yes, you are really one tough guy. I wouldn't dare that.

Mr Earl · 03-06-2008, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtydog

Well back from America it was time to visit 7/11 again, actually I was waiting for them to change my engine oil in the petrol station and the petrol station next door has a 7/11 and I was bloody hungry, so this time I splashed out and really went over board, yep, the 20baht chicken burger, it's actually not that bad, the bread is tasteless, the burger is tasteless, so chuck a few onions on it and some sauce and you have a nice snack that tastes of onions and sauce.

Something very very wrong with this picture.....well with this whole thread really.

dirtydog · 03-06-2008, 08:53 PM

Mr earl, tell you what, on your next visit I will treat to the local delicacies of the 7/11, then you can take me some where nice to eat

13-03-2008, 12:41 AM	#41 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 05:50 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 31,325	Well I have eaten more salad type stuff this week than I did all last year, salad is pretty crappy and given the choice I wouldn't bother eating it, things were so dire I smothered it in the American mustard that 7/11 has for free, didn't help out much but gave it some flavour. This hotdog is the Vermecelli one, I thought vermecelli was like glass noodles, just tasted like meat to me, at 15baht this is one of 7/11 high end hotdogs. __________________ *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* The TeakDoor Amulet is guaranteed to protect you from knives and bullets quite often, it will also make you rich and help with those minor erection problems some of you older guys have, so get your free TeakDoor amulet today whilst stocks last. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

26-04-2008, 01:59 PM	#51 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 05:50 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 31,325	Pattayas cheapest Pizza Slices Time to try some of 7/11s more exotic meals, yep, the 30baht pizza slices, this one is The Hawaii Pizza, not sure what was on it as it really didn't taste of anything noticeable, just a gungy mess on top of some gungy dough, the worrying thing is that they have a 10 day shelf life in the fridge, how they manage to make it last so long I don't really like to think about, I couldn't imagine buying a pizza and sticking the leftovers in the fridge for 9 days and then zapping it in the microwave

30-05-2008, 12:00 AM	#55 (permalink)
sabang Watching the Wheels Last Online: Today 05:01 PM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: east of Pattaya Posts: 7,261	I used to have a bit of a weakness for 711 microwaved Dim Sum- quite popular in HK. You however are succesfully turning me off 711 food DD, for which my GP would certainly thank you if I had one. For a truly dire, never to return eating experience, do try one of those 711 sandwiches filled with some sickly sweet icky stuff with a colour like babies poo. You'll be glad you didn't. __________________ East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet,

30-05-2008, 12:01 AM	#56 (permalink)
jizzybloke Special Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,886	^^i eat themthe crab stick ones.

13-03-2008, 10:12 AM	#42 (permalink)
peterpan Limp member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pleasantville Posts: 4,142	I didn't think it possible, but it just gets worse.

17-03-2008, 06:46 PM	#43 (permalink)
jaiyenyen Udon Thani Last Online: Today 08:30 AM Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 140	Good to see that you were not tempted to add common chips to your plate, but preferred to go 'upmarket' with Game Chips. Nice touch DD

20-03-2008, 04:22 PM	#44 (permalink)
Rambo Big Buddha Beach Last Online: 04-06-2008 08:35 PM Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 66	I do recall a place along tepprassit road run by a couple and it was called Tim and mags. They did a good breakfast there but now the place seems to have gone way down hill. No Tim or Mag to be seen any more...some english couple run the place now.. Anyone know the story there?

20-03-2008, 04:27 PM	#45 (permalink)
Luckydog Lamphun Last Online: 11-08-2008 09:46 PM Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Pattaya. Thailand Posts: 755	Go to Neeroys Fish and Chip shop (opposite Crazy Daves) for the best meal in Town - 99bht! The Chips are like Mother made and the Fish is excellent. Too much to eat so I take half home!

20-03-2008, 04:52 PM	#46 (permalink)
Rambo Big Buddha Beach Last Online: 04-06-2008 08:35 PM Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 66	Worst fish and chips I ever had was at some place on that stretch of road before Jomtiem Beach Road and after the junction with Thepprassit Road.

25-03-2008, 10:48 PM	#47 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 05:50 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 31,325	2am at your local Pattaya 7/11 and things must be pretty dire, the hotdogs are all back in the fridge, the salad counter, well if we had the front to call it a counter has been open for several hours waiting for one of the staff to empty it out and throw it away, but, they will microwave you a hotdog now this is the beasty, it's a 12 inch long chicken frankfurter which tastes pretty much like the rest of their hotdogs, but at 18baht it is a bargain, they have to cut this beasty in half as there has been rumours of the natives using these as sex toys, and, as we all know sex toys are illegal in Thailand, anyway chuck a few sauces on it and it aint too bad.

18-04-2008, 11:19 AM	#50 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 05:50 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 31,325	Well back from America it was time to visit 7/11 again, actually I was waiting for them to change my engine oil in the petrol station and the petrol station next door has a 7/11 and I was bloody hungry, so this time I splashed out and really went over board, yep, the 20baht chicken burger, it's actually not that bad, the bread is tasteless, the burger is tasteless, so chuck a few onions on it and some sauce and you have a nice snack that tastes of onions and sauce.

29-05-2008, 11:48 PM	#54 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 05:50 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 31,325	Well 7/11 reaches new lows with their sandwichies, never have I had a sandwich taste so digusting, in the shop it says 22 baht, the gits charged me 31 baht, no idea of the correct price but this is the sort of thing to buy people that you hate.

31-05-2008, 06:18 PM	#57 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 05:50 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 31,325	They are also now doing toasted sandwiches, I have never really been into toasted sandwiches but I believe it could be a new low for me Also the sandwich above they had cut the crust off, why do Thais do that? I mean I am well 'ard, I even eat the seeds in tomatos, so whats this obsession with cutting the edges off of the bread.

03-06-2008, 08:53 PM	#60 (permalink)
dirtydog The Dog Last Online: Today 05:50 PM Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Pattaya Posts: 31,325	Mr earl, tell you what, on your next visit I will treat to the local delicacies of the 7/11, then you can take me some where nice to eat

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