Avoid the beef stew at the Offshore

**DJ Pat** · 22-02-2006, 11:16 PM

Avoid the beef stew at the Offshore, unless you want aching gums trying to chew beef that resembles old chewing gum that you can never bite into.

Man, that was painful, I gave up after two lumps, just ate the carrots and potatoes and oredered a bacon sandwich, which was made with Danish bacon, so now I am funding anti-Islamic terrorism.

If you want to make the real thing in the comfort of your own home, here is the recipe:

2 pounds cubed stewing beef
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
3 tablespoons margarine
1 onion, chopped
4 carrots, sliced
3 stalks celery, sliced
1 clove garlic, minced
2 bay leaves
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon white sugar
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/2 teaspoon paprika
1/8 teaspoon ground cloves
1 teaspoon lemon juice
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
2 medium sized soi dog turds
4 cups water

DIRECTIONS:

Dredge beef cubes in flour until evenly coated.Melt butter in saute pan and saute coated beef cubes until evenly brown.
Transfer beef to slow cooker and add onions, carrots, celery, garlic, bay leaves, salt, sugar, pepper, paprika, cloves, lemon juice and Worcestershire sauce. Pour in water and stir.
Cover and cook on Low 10 to 12 hours or on High 5 to 6 hours. Serve hot!!

**DJ Pat** · 22-02-2006, 11:22 PM

Depending how adept you are in the kitchen it could also look like this^^

**dirtydog** · 23-02-2006, 12:44 AM

stolen by pat from here

**Marmite the Dog** · 23-02-2006, 10:49 AM

Shouldn't that be "Avoid everything at the Offshore" ??

**DJ Pat** · 23-02-2006, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Shouldn't that be "Avoid everything at the Offshore" ??

On my way out a cockney bloke was offering his rent a chick beef stew saying how nice it was, and promptly ordered " a slab of cod and a beef stew " I told him about the stew and its rubbery consistency and he thanked me, then after I left I heard him say " go on then I'll try the stew "

I think, as of now, I'll avoid the place altogether. I have given them too many last chances.

**aging one** · 23-02-2006, 04:55 PM

Hey what happened to this thread 4 or 5 posts are gone.

**dirtydog** · 23-02-2006, 05:03 PM

on the beer already ao

**aging one** · 23-02-2006, 07:17 PM

No not at all, I know I posted and Andy posted in reply.

**friscofrankie** · 24-02-2006, 01:05 AM

AO, DJP started two beef stew threads...
Sure you're in the right one?

**aging one** · 24-02-2006, 02:30 PM

Where the hell is the other one?? Been up all night thinking about it. People are beginning to assume I am a lush.

**friscofrankie** · 24-02-2006, 02:34 PM

uh, beginning to????
It's OK, something to do with french beef stew? Click the link

**aging one** · 24-02-2006, 02:43 PM

Thanks there Frankie. Dipsh*t Pat starting two threads on basically the same thing and making me look like a drunken fool. Its great to have friends in high places.

**Marmite the Dog** · 24-02-2006, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by aging one

Dipsh*t Pat starting two threads on basically the same thing and making me look like a drunken fool.

Do you prefer to do your own promotion Pops?

**Gerbil** · 24-02-2006, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Avoid the beef stew at the Offshore, unless you want aching gums trying to chew beef that resembles old chewing gum that you can never bite into.

Oh good.

Ray's got another unhappy customer.... He'll be delighted.

**aging one** · 24-02-2006, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Do you prefer to do your own promotion Pops?

Of course they dont call me the PT Barnum of Don Muang for nothing!!

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