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View Poll Results: Which is less harmful to your body
A McDonalds meal 12 48.00%
Shit 14 56.00%
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Old 16-01-2008, 02:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Question McDonalds Vs faeces
This is a tough one, I would imagine that McDonalds is slightly more healthier as it contains more salt which the body needs - then again I don't know for sure.

I have not tried eating my faeces though I find it equally as appealling as a McDonalds and it's usually warmer too.

After consuming a McDonalds I never feel full, and I feel like I have done my body a dis-service similar to the feeling I get after smoking a cigarette but in a different way. I feel my body saying to me, 'I'll keep it down this time but don't do that again please'.

The avarage McDonalds meal costs three times that of a good healthy Thai dish, and it's huge sucess in Thailand is down to it's marketing campaign which is perfectly suited to Thai marketing in that it is witless, simple, patronising, lacks any imagination originality or style and relies mainly on an insipid plastic smile on a silly white face.

Like tabacco lobbyists and the government ghosts behind 9/11 - they will continue to get away with feeding us shit because we are too busy complaining about it to actually do anything about it.

The Thai's don't complain of course, it's western, Ronald has a white face and the food is sickly sweet and salty.

However - the poo question is valid enough to justify this thread and also a poll, I genuinly believe there is very little difference.
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I genuinly believe there is very little difference.
If you find the thought of eating your poo equally unappealing/appealing with eating McD's and yet have actually eaten McD's then the obvious question is:

What's stopping you from eating your poo?

You know, for comparison reasons like.
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Old 16-01-2008, 03:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The Thai's don't complain of course, it's western, Ronald has a white face and the food is sickly sweet and salty.
The irony is that McDonald's in Thailand is a Thai company, McThai, owned by Thais and brought over from the US by a Thai who thought it would be a success.

He wasn't wrong, the Thais absolutely love it!
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The Thai's don't complain of course, it's western, Ronald has a white face and the food is sickly sweet and salty.
The irony is that McDonald's in Thailand is a Thai company, McThai, owned by Thais and brought over from the US by a Thai who thought it would be a success.

He wasn't wrong, the Thais absolutely love it!
The funny thing is, that in every city in the world I've lived in, including beijing, Moscow and many others, everyone seems to love McD. Truly a global product appeal, like Coke and Pepsi.
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Why is it necessary for you to start such shit threads, you have been doing this for all the years that you have been here and never is one worth the reading, "What can I eat, I am starving to death", "How do I dry my good shoes after being out in the rain" such intellectual gems as that,

If you do not like McD then why do you go there and buy it and eat it, are you so stupid that you have to have someone else tell you how to behave and how to keep from doing things that you do not want to do.?
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Scampy - I'll give you 500 baht if you eat your own poo and 1000 baht if you eat mine.
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Scampy - I'll give you 500 baht if you eat your own poo and 1000 baht if you eat mine.
I'll give 2000 to watch Scampy eat your poo, and 5000 to film it and post it on youtube.
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Scampy - I'll give you 500 baht if you eat your own poo and 1000 baht if you eat mine.
Kill two birds with one stone. Blake 7 can eat five Big Macs, wait twelve hours, then eat his poo.
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The avarage McDonalds meal costs three times that of a good healthy Thai dish,
pigshit. any thai dish that costs 20 or 30 baht is NOT healthy!
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The avarage McDonalds meal costs three times that of a good healthy Thai dish,
pigshit. any thai dish that costs 20 or 30 baht is NOT healthy!
And MacDonalds is???
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not saying it is, but read his statement again.

factually incorrect.
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Main thing is,
Everyone is pissed at the USA for wanting to be the worlds policeman and wanting to keep people from doing what GWB or who ever doesn't want them to do, But still everyone wants to bad mouth McD or Burgerking or Pizza places of US origin and think that it is cool, when they don't have to eat it if they don't want to and it is none of their business if people who want to eat it do..
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Why is it necessary for you to start such shit threads...
It's the Existentialist in him...
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^^awfully petty, huh?

Why the extraneous e in feces? Makes it look like faces. Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe, I suppose.
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I never ate my own shit, and ate only one hamburger in my all life (in a MacDo) who gave me an idea of what shit could taste.

The funny thing is that everywhere in the world, in their homes in the cities people shit but it doesn't smell shit everywhere. But as soon as you come near a MacDo there is an horrible smell of oil and grease.
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I call it the 'KFC Factor'.

All this type of crap, KFC, McD's, Pizza Hut etc, is exceedingly bad for you and about as nourishing as toilet water. Everybody knows that.

However every once in a while I'll get a craving that tells me I want it. So I eat it and think it's not as good as I remember it and then feel sick and queasy and think it was disgusting and swear to never eat it again.

And then I'll do exactly the same thing a few months later. And so on, and so on... It's like one of the secret herbs and spices in KFC is crack cocaine or sumfing.
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And then I'll do exactly the same thing a few months later. And so on, and so on... It's like one of the secret herbs and spices in KFC is crack cocaine or sumfing.
I think it's genetic and instinctive for us European types. Got to get some fat to make it through the next winter. Problem is we invented houses, heaters and get our food from other places in the winter these days. Result big fat fcukers who should be eating their own shit to lose weight.
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Result big fat fcukers who should be eating their own shit to lose weight.
Only not after eating fastfood, that's a double dose of crack cocaine
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