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    Recommend a bar.

    Thailand is littered with bars. Some good some bad and some fokking pathetic. Though I realize that bars are opening and closing all the time, the good ones seem to survive. I ran a bar for 4 years in Kanchanaburi and it is still there today. Its now run by a guy called 'H' and although he has done some good things in marketing it as a place to chill he has about 40 other bars all competing for the tourists baht nowadays. When I opened the Pub back in 1992 I had no competition except the guesthouses. I did well out of it.




    This pic was taken on the day I opened The Elephants Head. I hired the elephant for the afternoon to attract attention. It was a good idea but the fokking elephant got frightened by a puppy and demolished my new fence. Mai bpen rai.

    But enough of that. I want you folks to recommend the best bars while at the same time warn us all about the shite ones.

    So where is your favourite watering hole?

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    hmmmmm, well I used to like peppermint a gogo in south pattaya, but now they check you for cameras, obviously i always have my camera with me, now my camera is a mid range 20k baht digital camera, now these morons at the door expect you to hand over your camera to them for safekeeping, its like yeah, im gonna hand over 20 k baht worth of foking camera to some thai guy at the door of some foking gogo bar, lets see wot happens when the tourist season starts and see how many tourists are willing to hand over their cameras, a few of the other gogos also checked for cameras, and all i said was "dont worry i wont be taking any pics in here" and that was it, fok was i drunk last nite, i had trouble finding my car

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    ^^ A picture of satorial elegance and asian elephant.

    First time I've seen a mahout wearing an Aussie hat Cap, did you lend him yours?

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    I recommend Zanzi Bar located at Sukhumvit Soi 11. It's 100 meters on the left from main Sukhumvit road.

    The place is very clean so do the foodies. There's a live band and the staff can speak foking English!!!!

    If you ever wanna meet Macha then pop in on weekends b/w 7 - 10pm!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macha
    If you ever wanna meet Macha then pop in on weekends b/w 7 - 10pm!
    Kenkannif just rang to confirm that this is true macha. He couldnt talk for long as he said he had his kick boxing lesson to get to. He sounded happy enough though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
    Quote Originally Posted by Macha
    If you ever wanna meet Macha then pop in on weekends b/w 7 - 10pm!
    Kenkannif just rang to confirm that this is true macha. He couldnt talk for long as he said he had his kick boxing lesson to get to. He sounded happy enough though.
    This is absolutely true. I get hammered at Zanzi every weekend!!! Ken's a good friend and I don't think I need to practise my Kung Fu Toa on him but if he fancy some round kicks, side kicks and a couple of Matho then he's welcome.

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    Nah mate, I did do a bit of Wing Chung(sp?) for a bit though.

    And not in a million, billion, trillion years would I ever class myself as your friend. But thanks for the address, what with the picture as well the hitman should be well away!

    Anyways you have an offensive weapon!



















    Your face, breath and B.O.!

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    I surrender KK. You're the winner.

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    Yeah I know.

    Be 'normal' and I won't be able to give you hard time.

    Just out of interest why do you use 'ain't', 'geezer', 'ball and bat' etc. and other English slang in your posts when it's patently obvious you don't know how to use them and you ain't a Brit? Why??? I find it terribly annoying as with your use of mate? It's kind of like you're copying other posters rather than using your own style....why do you do it???

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenkannif
    Yeah I know.

    Be 'normal' and I won't be able to give you hard time.

    Just out of interest why do you use 'ain't', 'geezer', 'ball and bat' etc. and other English slang in your posts when it's patently obvious you don't know how to use them and you ain't a Brit? Why??? I find it terribly annoying as with your use of mate? It's kind of like you're copying other posters rather than using your own style....why do you do it???
    Care to point out the mistakes please? :cry:

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    Err I asked you a question, please answer it.

    What mistakes are you on about? I mentioned nothing about mistakes???

    Just answer the question!

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    [quote="Macha"]
    Quote Originally Posted by kenkannif
    Yeah I know.

    and other English slang in your posts when it's patently obvious you don't know how to use them and you ain't a Brit?
    I can't use them appropriately means making a mistake! (wrong use of slangs, phrases, idioms etc). :cry:

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    Just answer the question Macha, why, when you don't really know how to use them (once you've answered I'll point out your mistakes for the rest of my life), do you use them. Please don't try to avoid the question, surely it's not too hard for you?

    You said I've won, prove it by answering this. There's a good lad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenkannif
    Just answer the question Macha, why when you don't really know how to use them (once you've answered I'll point out your mistakes for the rest of my life) do you use them. Please don't try to avoid the question, surely it's not too hard for you?
    1. There're different types of English spoken across the globe such as British English, Aussie English, American English etc etc. We live in a free world and have the right to make choices. I chose to use British Engish.

    2. Brits invaded Indian Subcontinent (now India and Pakistan) several times and ultimately managed to subjugate it. Before they were forced to leave they taught Brit English to many people in order to achieve their objectives. The same people educated others, after Brit left, and obviously they used Brit English. Now being a national of the same region, where Brit ruled for decades, it's very obvious that I'll have a Brit touch in my spoken / written English. Another reason is that I lived and studied in the UK for four years.

    3. When I was in Higher Secondary School (St. Francis Grammar School) back in Pakistan our teachers were Brit. They taught us for many years.


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    We'll finish this in DD's room, I've cut and pasted.

    Mods feel free to tidy up and sorry!

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    Yes sir.

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    Macha when I tell you to do something in future....DON'T REPLY TO IT, JUST DO IT!!!

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    Cabbages and Condoms at Sukhumvit Soi 12.

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    Right then so you don't want it to stop then.

    Brace yourself stinky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenkannif
    Right then so you don't want it to stop then.

    Brace yourself stinky!
    Holy fcuk KK. I'm recommending pub to members. That's what we do in this thread. :cry:

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    Are you sure?

    Why do you recommend that bar then?

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    I actually thought you wanted to fight me!

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    Nah mate. I ain't fighting you. I recommended that cos it's clean and the food is great. Very friendly environment and you get free condoms when you pay your bills!!!!!

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    You use condoms when you fuck that dog of yours?

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    Grrrrr.

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